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Member Since: 20 Jan 2011 05:33am

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  1. iwannabeimmortal iwannabeimmortal
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2011 3:56am UTC
    Please read....
    There's this girl in class who always pushes my friend & does faces at her.
    I keep on telling my friend to tell the teacher about it but she just won't budge.
    It's the last week of school for the Term (in Australia) & she really wants to tell the teacher on Thursday or something, but I really think she should tell her now.
    I told her that if this quote gets 100 faves, she tells the teacher or an adult.
    PLEASE FAVE!

  2. iwannabeimmortal iwannabeimmortal
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 5:26am UTC
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  3. iwannabeimmortal iwannabeimmortal
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 11:14pm UTC
    Dear Mr Monopoly,
    I'm sorry I stole your moustache.
    Sincerely, Pringles Logo
    e

  4. iwannabeimmortal iwannabeimmortal
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 2:14am UTC
    It's quite long, but please read.
    I had this fight with my friends because of this stupid game. They were being the meanest friends on Earth (leaving me out & other stuff like that). There was only one person who stood by me. We'll call her X. :)
    I told the other girls that X was the only friend I have these days. After that, the girls were thinking of plans to get rid of me by forcing X to tell me that she doesn't want to be my friends. Their plans were epic FAILS.
    One day, they forced X to tell me again. I let her. I decided to play on the kids playground. I started crying, then the bell rang. I was crying at the line & the girls didn't give a sh*t. The teacher saw me & started to talk to me. She talked to all of us & the girls CHANGED the whole story. They said I said X was the only true friends I EVER HAD. She thought we were all friends again.
    On Monday,Harmony Day, the teacher expected us to be friends & peaceful & all that. But we weren't. One of the girls had an idea where you write Yes or No if you want to be friends with that person. I got ALL NO'S, except from X. The girls didn't talk to us now. Now they're having "private talks" with X. Today, we were walking around the school & the girls came. I told X, "They're here! I KNEW IT! They always come here to talk," & the girls thought I said something bad about them. They had a private talk. AGAIN. When the bell rang, we went to the toilets. The girls came too & just walked past me whispering. They were talking about me.
    I'm not gonna beg or anything, but please fave. Just so I know someone cares.

  5. iwannabeimmortal iwannabeimmortal
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    Isn't it weird that....
    On September 11, there were attacks at the World Trade Centre.
    On March 10, Japan got hit by the earthquake & tsunami.
    Add the two dates together (11.9.01 & 10.3.11) & they equal 21.12.12.

  6. iwannabeimmortal iwannabeimmortal
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    I don't get the new Witty. :)

  7. iwannabeimmortal iwannabeimmortal
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    That awkward moment when..
    Everyone in the whole room goes quiet when you say something weird.
    I know that happens to me. ;)

  8. iwannabeimmortal iwannabeimmortal
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    7 Deadly Sins
    Day 5: Greed
    1. My own pool
    2. Tickets to a the Script concert
    3. My own mansion
    4. Lamborghini
    5. High heels
    6. Album of the Script
    7. Diary of a Wimpy Kid DVD

  9. iwannabeimmortal iwannabeimmortal
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 9:36pm UTC
    7 Deadly Sins
    Day 4: Sloth
    1. Homework
    2. Listening to my parents
    3. Getting all "nice" on my brother because my parents say I have to
    4. Cleaning
    5. Chores
    6. Exercising
    7. Eating vegies

  10. iwannabeimmortal iwannabeimmortal
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2011 10:16pm UTC
    7 Deadly Sins
    Day 3: Wrath
    1. Homework
    2. People who don't keep promises
    3. People who speak "noobish" (they type like this: h!, my n@m3's n!c0l3, etc)
    4. Waking up in the middle of the night finding out my little bro peed in bed or something
    5. Mean/Strict teachers
    6. No one listens to me
    7. My little brother annoying me

  11. iwannabeimmortal iwannabeimmortal
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    7 Deadly Sins....
    Day 2: Envy
    1. My crush
    2. Lots of friends
    3. More clothes
    4. A pet fish
    5. iPod
    6. No braces & clean teeth
    7. People who can talk speeches in front of lots of people

  12. iwannabeimmortal iwannabeimmortal
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 12:32am UTC
    "I'm not that stitious"
    "Do you mean SUPER-stitious?"
    "No, you're not stitious, then you're stitious, then you're superstitious."
    -Quote from Stoked.

  13. iwannabeimmortal iwannabeimmortal
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 12:08am UTC
    7 Deadly Sins...
    Day 1: Pride.
    1. I'm very smart (but very popular!)
    2. Keeps secrets (but sometimes reveal it if I have to!)
    3. I'm VERY good with computers (got my dad's computer gene, maybe?)
    4. I'm really funny (but don't compare me with my cousin! He's REALLY funny!)
    5. I'm an advice giver.
    6. I don't have a big ego (THANK GOD!).
    7. I ♥ Witty.

  14. iwannabeimmortal iwannabeimmortal
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 8:01pm UTC
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  15. iwannabeimmortal iwannabeimmortal
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 7:38pm UTC
    Me & my cousin, singing our version of Billionaire.
    I wanna be a panda bear, so frickin' bad
    Eating all the food I never had
    I wanna be the front cover of Zoo Magazine, standing next to a zebra & a sheep
    YO, WAT UP ZEBRA?
    That's just the first verse, I forgot the rest. xD

  16. iwannabeimmortal iwannabeimmortal
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 2:54am UTC
    "A man was walking across the street. On the other side of the road, there was a chicken. The chicken asked, "What's your name?". The man said, "Bond. James Bond." The chicken said, "My name's Ken. Chic Ken."

  17. iwannabeimmortal iwannabeimmortal
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 2:44am UTC
    "I'm a Nobody.
    Nobody's perfect.
    Therefore I'm perfect."

:)

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