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itsmeSABRINA

1. itsmeSABRINA
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2013 2:06pm UTC
   Mom: Why are you all dressed up? Where are you going?
   Me: To the bathroom, I need a new profile picture
   
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2. itsmeSABRINA
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2013 1:54pm UTC
   Mom: You do nothing all Day.
   Me: I convert oxygen into Carbon Dioxide
   Me: I regernerate cells
   Me: I transit nerve signals to my brain
   Me: I digest food
   Me: How is that nothing?
   
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3. itsmeSABRINA
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   August 27, 2013 3:56pm UTC
   "I am in love with
   what.we.are.&.not.what.we.should.be"
   
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4. itsmeSABRINA
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2013 5:06pm UTC
   Dear boys,
   If you don't look like Abercrombie & Fitch models don't expect Us to look like Victoria's Secret Angels.
   Sincerely, girls.
   
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5. itsmeSABRINA
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2013 11:47am UTC
   It's alright, I didn't Fancy a reply anyways
   
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6. itsmeSABRINA
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2013 5:52pm UTC
   If you suspect Someone is checking you out, yawn.
   If they yawn back, they were because yawning
   is visually contagious.
   
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7. itsmeSABRINA
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2013 10:09am UTC
   Somebody:
   One Directing has 12 letters just like “Gayyyyyyyyyy”!!
   Me:
   No “Gay” has 3 letters just like “you”.
   
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8. itsmeSABRINA
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2013 1:06pm UTC
   Breath In, Breath Out
   You’re Strong, Don’t Give Up
   You’re beautiful. You’re Worth It
   You can get through this.
   Chin Up, Stay Strong.
   
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9. itsmeSABRINA
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   June 27, 2013 11:54am UTC
   ∞∞∞∞∞!We Are Infinite!∞∞∞∞∞
   
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10. itsmeSABRINA
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    June 22, 2013 8:14am UTC
    My Parents called me a Liar… I looked them in the eyes and Said,
    “Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny” and walked Away like a BOSS
    
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11. itsmeSABRINA
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    June 16, 2013 11:39am UTC
    Whatever pain you do to me in my heart, the pain I cause myself makes me feel better.
    
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12. itsmeSABRINA
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 9:10am UTC
    Fact: Did you know that the human brain makes you think you’re 5 times more beautiful than you really are?
    Me: Well F*uck
    
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13. itsmeSABRINA
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    May 11, 2013 7:46am UTC
    I was called lazy today….
    I almost responded
    
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14. itsmeSABRINA
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    May 11, 2013 7:35am UTC
    If you think someone is giving you a fake number, read it back to them incorrectly. If they correct you, it’s legit.
    
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15. itsmeSABRINA
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    May 7, 2013 1:56pm UTC
    *Passing gum in School like It’s a Drug deal*
    
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16. itsmeSABRINA
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    May 3, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    Yolo California:
    The City with the lowest population.
    
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17. itsmeSABRINA
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    May 3, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    My Version of days of the Week
    - Monday
    - Monday #2
    - Monday #3
    - Monday #4
    - Friday
    - Saturday
    - Pre-Monday
    
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18. itsmeSABRINA
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    April 4, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    SHUT UP HOE!
    Your legs are like Taylor swifts Song
    They are never getting back together
    
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19. itsmeSABRINA
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    Today is National Animal day, please take a moment to remember your ex.
    
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20. itsmeSABRINA
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 12:33pm UTC
    Be strong now, things will get better. It might be stormy now, but it can't rain forever.
    
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