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  1. BeforeIDie_ BeforeIDie_
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    before i die #65
    go on a date with liam payne♥

  2. BeforeIDie_ BeforeIDie_
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    Before I Die #30
    Paint myself completely in glowstick with nothing on and stalk him in the middle of the night.
    This really made me crack up :)
    Idea by nevermore21

  3. MemoIsShy MemoIsShy
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    Boy's confession #9
    we hate it, when girls flirt
    with like 9247259725 boys.
    Shall I make a whole series? ;) fave.

  4. rachelrichard16 rachelrichard16
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    If you mention a boy
    BAM! Everyone thinks your dating... -_-
    Format by Sandrasauras

  5. BeforeIDie_ BeforeIDie_
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    BeforeIDie#107
    date my celebrity crush

  6. SunShinex33 SunShinex33
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    the other day and I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said
    'never trust a creature that bleeds for a week and doesn't die...'
    ..took me a while to get it. :p

  7. itsForever21 itsForever21
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    cute guys make you blush
    hot guys make you drool
    but funny guys
    make you fall in love
    without them even knowing it.
    so i wonder if...
    the same applies to girls.

  8. Katherine * Katherine *
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    The old witty;
    ○ advice ○ away mesgs ○ break up ○ celeb of the moment
    ○ famous ○ flirty ○ friendship ○ funny
    ○ holiday ○ inspirational ○ love ○ lyrics
    ○ pictures ○ poems ○ request ○ school
    ○ sports ○ story ○ survey and quizzes ○ vent
    The ''new'' witty;
    ○ pending moderation
    ○ One Direction
    ○ The Hunger Games
    . . .

  9. angiecee22 angiecee22
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    I Have CDO,
    Its Like OCD.
    But With All The Letters In Alphabetical Order.
    Just Like It Should Be.

  10. Walshy Walshy
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    Dude i have a six pack.
    Pshh yaa? Well i have a six role..

  11. wasforcedtomakeone69 wasforcedtomakeone69
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    no matter how tough you are.
    if a three year old hands you a play phone.
    you answer that damn phone!

  12. jbxo97 jbxo97
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    I was born a blonde.
    They just forgot to tell my hair.

  13. tt505 tt505
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    Isn't my boyfriend incredible? He tours all around with his band and then acts like I don't exist so that I'm not mobbed with paparazzi and jealous fans. How thoughtful he is.

  14. soyybeann soyybeann
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    What's up?
    Eating food. xD
    Why does that not surprise me? :)
    Because I'm a fattie.
    Nah, just fluffy. (;
    Marshmallows are fluffy... Are you trying to tell me I'm a marshmallow?...... wait.. DOES THAT MAKE ME A CANNIBAL?!
    I think so... I guess I should probably tell you that I am also a marshmallow, a very sexy, cannibalistic marshmallow.
    Marry me ?
    Yes, then we will raise a family of sexy, cannibalistic marshmallow kids and live happily ever after. (:
    True story. :) We're going to have such a happy, sexy, cannibalistic marshmallow family one day.
    nm
    f

  15. xoStayBeautifulxo xoStayBeautifulxo
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    When you don't know how to pronounce a characters name in a book...
    so you just substitue your own jibberish word in your head

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Stop saying you're sexy.
    The only thing you turn on is the microwave.

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 10:40am UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    they keep playing sad songs on the radio
    and i feel like i'm so alone

  19. HCOcuti926 HCOcuti926
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    Am I The Only One That Wonders..
    ...what is the nickelodean slime is...

  20. tt505 tt505
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    The youngest the boys would date;
    Harry: 14. Niall: 14. Liam: 15. Zayn: 16. Louis: 17.
    ... YESSSSSSSSS

:)

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