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ismile189

Status: new account: _kidsinlove

Member Since: 16 Jan 2009 07:31pm

Last Seen: 17 Nov 2012 10:36am

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ismile189
posted a quote
July 17, 2011 2:40pm UTC

» I'll Stop Loving You «
when Lady Gaga is seen in public wearing
jeans and a t-shirt

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ismile189
posted a quote
July 16, 2011 3:22pm UTC

REMOVABLE PADS
in bathing suits;
WORST IDEA EVER
♥

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ismile189
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 10:29pm UTC

Tonight, tonight
T H E R E ' S A P A R T Y O N T H E
R O O F T O P T O P O F T H E W O R L D ♥
notmyformat.

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ismile189
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 2:47pm UTC

LMAO
It's obviously PMS Week on Witty
♥

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ismile189
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 6:21pm UTC

I'd fake
blindness
to touch you inappropriately

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ismile189
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 4:32pm UTC

Dear MTV,
I was wondering if I could get my "M" back since,
ya know, you aren't using it.
Sincerely,
_usic

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ismile189
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 10:34pm UTC

*+Dear Mom&Dad,
I would appreciate it if you would let me actually do things this summer.
I know you are jealous that you don't get summer break, but that's life.
Love,
Your Bored Daughter(:

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ismile189
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 10:16pm UTC

my plan is to
forgive & forget
forgive myself for being stupid and forget you ever existed

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ismile189
posted a quote
May 22, 2011 8:07pm UTC

I Don't Hate You;
It's just that, if you were on fire,
and I had water;
I'd drink the water

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ismile189
posted a quote
May 12, 2011 7:35pm UTC

AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD TO BE
WATCHING PHINEAS AND FERB?
--Why yes, yes I am(:

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ismile189
posted a quote
January 14, 2011 11:28am UTC

The Awkward Moment When
you find out your parents weren't killed in a car crash, but were actually killed by Voldemort.

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ismile189
posted a quote
January 13, 2011 3:27pm UTC

I should create a Facebook account named
"No One"
Then I can like people's statuses and it will say
"No one likes this"
XD

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ismile189
posted a quote
January 12, 2011 12:10pm UTC

seven days without you
makes one»
Weak </3

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ismile189
posted a quote
August 15, 2010 8:51pm UTC

I love how
lol
doesn't really mean
'laugh out loud'
anymore;; we really should say
wtmmcalotibiwrtf
which stands for;
well that made me chuckle a little on the inside, but it wasnt funny.

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ismile189
posted a quote
August 15, 2010 8:39pm UTC

& + i f m y b o y f r i e n d
Breaks [ u p ] with me
there is, no freakin' way,
I'm gonna watch The Notebook,
I d o n ' t w a n n a,
think about [ l o v e ]
I a m g u n n a;;
x x watch → Dane Cook x x
and l a u g h my b u t t o f f

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ismile189
posted a quote
June 27, 2009 11:29pm UTC

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ismile189
posted a quote
May 23, 2009 2:40pm UTC

*do you ever get that feeling?
like you are really mad, or sad. like you just
don't want to talk to anyone? not exactly
depression, not even close to the real thing.
but just somewhere inside of you, something
feels wrong? like you want everyone to think
you are the most important, and you want
all of the attention for yourself? like you just
aren't good enough.

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ismile189
posted a quote
April 25, 2009 10:37pm UTC

*+ And I'm The Type Of Girl;;
that will tell a long, pointless story, laughing her butt off
every 2 seconds and then end it with "oh, you had to be there"
credit to sk8trgrlxx3.

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ismile189
posted a quote
April 18, 2009 11:26pm UTC

I love how
lol
doesn't really mean
'laugh out loud'
anymore;; we really should say
wtmmcalotibiwrtf
which stands for;
well that made me chuckle [on the inside] a little but it wasnt funny.
lol. randomly came to me one day. well today. lol. rate?

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ismile189
posted a quote
March 26, 2009 6:05pm UTC

*+ And I'm The Type Of Girl;;
who can fall out of a 50 foot tree and laugh it off,
but will bite her tongue and lay on the floor screaming
"OW, THE CRIPPLING PAIN!" for 15 minutes, straight.
creditt to colie4eva for the idea/inspiration, and xcheerbabiiox33 for the 'im the type of girl' colorss.
thanks, girls.
colie4eva your quotes rock, and you crack me up :)

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