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inthebasement

1. inthebasement
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2012 7:00am UTC
   The truth is that i'm wildly in love with you. </3
   
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2. inthebasement
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   September 5, 2012 6:53am UTC
   *Thinks of amazing quote at school*
   *Rushes home to add to Witty*
   *Waits impatiently for quote to load*
   *Checks 20 minutes later*
   *Has four hearts, one comment*
   Me: -________________________________________________-
   
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3. inthebasement
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2012 5:53am UTC
   Me: These holidays, i'm going to exercise everyday, spend a max of two hours on the computer, and not eat any junk food!
   Mum:
   Dad:
   Neighbour:
   Prime Minister:
   America:
   Barack Obama:
   Internet: lolol
   
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4. inthebasement
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   September 2, 2012 2:45am UTC
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5. inthebasement
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   September 2, 2012 2:34am UTC
   I don't want to annoy you,
   But I don't want you to forget me either.
   
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6. inthebasement
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2012 2:32am UTC
   L ife of an Aw kard Teenager #14
   **At lunch*
   Normal Girl: And then he was like, i love you, and i was all like, baby that's so sweet i love you as well, and then he kissed me and I was like, kissing him back and it was so sweet.
   Me: My dog licked my cheek last night.
   Normal Girl:
   Me:
   Normal Girl:
   Me:
   Normal Girl:
   Me:
   Normal Girl:
   Me: Okay.
   
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7. inthebasement
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2012 2:22am UTC
   Those who mind don't matter,
   & Those who matter don't mind.
   So be yourself.
   inthebasement
   
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8. inthebasement
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2012 2:16am UTC
   Favourite this is if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.
   ♥
   
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9. inthebasement
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2012 3:31am UTC
   L ife of an Aw kard Teenager #13
   **Teacher Asks A Question**
   Normal Girl: *Raises hand*
   Me: Please don't pick me.
   Me: Oh God, why is she looking at me....
   Me: *Shrinks*
   Me: WHY IS SHE LOOKING AT ME.
   Me: Is there something on my face...
   Me: SOMEONE TELL ME WHY SHE'S STILL LOOKING THIS WAY.
   
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10. inthebasement
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 7:31am UTC
    L ife of an Aw kard Teenager #12
    **At A Party**
    Normal Girl: *Takes a sip of beer and starts dancing*
    Me: *Chokes on beer and imitates a spaztic cat*
    
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11. inthebasement
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    August 19, 2012 7:29am UTC
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12. inthebasement
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    August 19, 2012 7:26am UTC
    L ife of an Aw kard Teenager #10
    **Call Me Maybe starts playing**
    Normal Girl: Ew this song.
    Me: YOUR STARE WAS HOLDING, RIPPED JEANS SKIN WAS SHOWIN'
    
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13. inthebasement
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 6:25am UTC
    L ife of an Aw kard Teenager #9
    **On Facebook**
    Normal Girl: Heartbreak is soo sad :( How am i supposed to get over him? Daniel baby i love you <3
    Me: GUYS LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF THIS CAT LOL.
    
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14. inthebasement
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 6:22am UTC
    Life of an Aw kard Teenager #8
    **Writing new quote on Witty**
    Normal Girl: *Spells 'awkward' correctly*
    Me: Life of an Awkard Teenager...
    
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15. inthebasement
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 6:19am UTC
    L ife of an Aw kard Teenager #7
    **big_white_van follows you on Witty**
    Normal Girl: oh my god they are so creepy D:
    Normal Girl: he is going to murder me in his sleep!
    Normal Girl: dude its a freakin' white van!
    Me: they aren't following me... do i smell or something?
    
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16. inthebasement
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    August 19, 2012 5:15am UTC
    L ife of an Aw kard Teenager #6
    **Watching thechanningshow 'please don't watch this' on youtube**
    Normal Girl: Oh my god! Poor girl, is she alright? <3
    Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
    Half an hour later...
    Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
    //type in 'thechanningshow fail' on youtube to get it //
    
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17. inthebasement
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 5:07am UTC
    L ife of an Aw kard Teenager #5
    **Just finished shaving legs**
    Normal Girl: Awesome, they're smooth. I think i'll apply some fake tan now.
    Me: THEY ARE SO SMOOTH OH MY GAWD I HAVE SUCH SEXY LEGS. I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT HELL YEAH. *Runs hand up and down legs for an hour*
    
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18. inthebasement
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    August 19, 2012 4:12am UTC
    L ife of an Aw kard Teenager #4
    **On Witty**
    Normal GIrl: Oh cool, i have a new follower.
    Me: ASDJ;LK; NEW FOLLOWER OH MY GODDDDD.
    
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19. inthebasement
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 3:03am UTC
    L ife of an Aw kard Teenager #3
    **School Photos Day**
    Normal GIrl: :)
    Normal Girl: :)
    Normal Girl: :)
    Me: ;^.B
    
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20. inthebasement
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 2:49am UTC
    L ife of an Aw kard Teenager #2
    **Plucking Eyebrows**
    Normal GIrl: Pluck, pluck, pluck. Easy, easy, easy.
    Me: Ouch.
    Me: OWWW Not that hair you idiot!
    Me: I wonder if everyone is like this.
    Me: *youtubes 'how to pluck eyebrow'*
    Me: WHAT THE ACTUAL.
    Me: How does she do it so fast? *Cries*
    Me: *Still crying*
    Me: *Still crying*
    Me: *Still crying*
    Me: Must. Pluck. Eyebrow.
    Me: *Plucks*
    Me: OWWWWW.
    Me: This is stupid.
    Me: *Goes on Witty, makes quote about how much eyebrow plucking sucks*
    Me: *Sees myself in mirror*
    Me: HOLY CRAP MY EYEBROWS ARE HAIRY.
    
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