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March 10, 2013 8:23pm UTC

You say you'd never kill someone....
But then you see the person with the chocolate.

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instance77
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March 6, 2013 3:25pm UTC

I get lost in the beauty of everything I see; the world ain't half as bad as they paint it to be.
for the sons, for the daughters, who stop to take it in,
well then hopefully the hate subsides and the love can begin.
It might start now,
or maybe I'm just dreaming out loud...

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instance77
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March 2, 2013 3:53pm UTC

Does anyone ever wish you could go back in time and tell your younger self to re-evaluate your closet?

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instance77
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February 22, 2013 9:21pm UTC

Am I the only girl who gets nervous around other crying girls?

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instance77
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February 21, 2013 5:34pm UTC

My 1st Grandpa: So, *my name* is there a boyfriend in the picture?
My 2nd Grandpa: Anyone you seeing yet, sweetheart?
My 3rd Grandpa: So who's neck should I break for you? Any guys need to be taught a lesson?
I'm starting to think the same thing, grandpas....

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instance77
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February 19, 2013 1:55pm UTC

You know it's bad when even your cat shuns you.

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instance77
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February 9, 2013 1:48pm UTC

My Biggest, Baddest Accomplishment:
Asking out a guy I didn't even like and didn't know.
Yup. Badarse.
And afterwards, I almost puked.

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instance77
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February 9, 2013 1:12pm UTC

*When I show my dad one of my quotes*
Me: Look dad! I have four hearts!
Dad: Did you do that?
Me: No...
Dad: Huh. *Walks away laughing*

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instance77
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February 9, 2013 12:17pm UTC

How do the weather people expect us to take it seriously when they name it
Blizzard NEMO?

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instance77
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February 8, 2013 7:07pm UTC

Quote: Relax all of your muscles and take a deep breath…
Me: Done! Dude. I’m gonna ace this.
Quote: Now lift up your arm…
Me: Like a boss!
Quote: And punch yourself in the face.
Me: Who’s the man? Whoo whoo-
Me: *Falls off the chair*
HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!

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instance77
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January 9, 2013 9:02pm UTC

JACKSGAP
nuff' said.

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instance77
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January 4, 2013 7:08pm UTC

I'm that annoying person who will say, "I hate it when..."
And then I do that exact thing ten minutes later. Yep.

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January 4, 2013 7:00pm UTC

Justin Bieber is like a puppy. Reasons:
1) He can't really sing. But when he howls, its just so adorable you have to "awwwww". Even when it's so computer-generated your computer literally gets turned on.
2) He's jsut so stinking cute! He's like the same height as my 11-year-old sister and wears the same clothing! How can you not resist his charm?
3) He falls in love SOOOOOOOO easily. He's like the male version of T-Swizzle except he dates, cheats and then proposes. At least, she doesn't propose - that would just make her music so much more awkward.
4) His name is Justin Bieber. Honestly, how can anything that rhymes with dungeon believer not sound cute. Awwwww!

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instance77
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December 31, 2012 12:02pm UTC

My Version of Boyfriend by JB:
So say hello to your mellow in 3, 2 soy

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November 25, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Some people say I'm hilarious. Others tell me I should go bleep myself. I choose to believe the ones who just pat my head and sigh.

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