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  1. i_love_nerds11 i_love_nerds11
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 9:47pm UTC
    why can't i be a disney princess
    i've got everything a disney princess needs.
    i've got the singing, i've got the dress sense,
    just need a prince to get himself down on one knee.
    -Carrie Hope Fletcher

  2. i_love_nerds11 i_love_nerds11
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 11:24am UTC
    My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.
    -The Fault in Our Stars(John Green)

  3. i_love_nerds11 i_love_nerds11
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 11:34am UTC
    “Okay. ”
    maybe 'okay' can be our 'always'.
    “Okay. ”

  4. i_love_nerds11 i_love_nerds11
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 12:00pm UTC
    I LOVE THOSE
    >> random memories <<
    that.make.me.smile.no. matter
    x what x is x going x on
    IN MY LIFE.

  5. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
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    February 27, 2012 8:23pm UTC
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  6. i_love_nerds11 i_love_nerds11
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 10:06am UTC
    That weird moment when
    you say something, and you don't know if you said it out loud or if you were thinking it.

  7. flamingobear flamingobear
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    Don't let fears bring you down
    Only let them pick you
    back up
    nmf

  8. i_love_nerds11 i_love_nerds11
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    flowers gleam and glow,
    LET YOUR POWER SHINE.
    MAKE THE CLOCK REVERSE,
    bring back what once was mine. ♥

  9. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    Catch Me if You Can
    Chapter 26
    Colby's Point of View:
    "I love you." Harry whispered.
    Those were the three words I heard Harry whisper to me before I had completely passed out.
    But, had I just been imagining Harry saying that to me?
    Surely he doesn't really love me.
    The next morning after the party, my head was pounding with a severe headache.
    I took a cold shower to try to get rid of my hangover, dreching my hair from the musky smell of alcohol.
    After my painful shower, I had gotten dressed, and came downstairs.
    My father was sitting on the couch, with a mug in one hand, and a newspaper in the other.
    "Good morning, dad." I said.
    I wondered how my dad thought of me coming home drunk from a party.
    My dad turned around, and smiled weakly at me.
    "Morning, Colby. Come have a seat." he said, settling his newspaper down on the oak coffee table.
    I sat down, preparing for a lecture.
    "So, Colby. You have some really nice friends." he nodded.
    I frowned. "What?"
    "The boy that got you home last night? He's a nice fella."
    My head was pounding, and thinking surely didn't help it.
    "Who?" I asked, feeling absolutely clueless.
    My dad let out a half hearted laugh as he shook his head.
    "Colby, how much did you drink at that party last night? You came home in the hands of a boy, completely drenched in water."
    Drenched? As in... soaked in water? My head was spinning with confusion.
    "Wait, dad, who are you talking about?" I asked.
    "Some boy. He has a mop of brown hair? He's really tall, too." he nodded in approval.
    My eyes widened. Harry?
    My face began to flush with embarassment.
    Harry had taken me home last night?
    He must've throught I was some idiot who couldn't handle a bit of alcohol.
    How stupid was I to jump in a pool of freezing water?
    "You know who I'm talking about now, right?" my dad raised an eyebrow.
    I swallowed, as I nodded in shame.
    My dad gave me a disappointed smile.
    "Colby, I don't mind you going to parties here and there, but I don't want you completely drunk and passed out in the hands of some boy, who had to take care of you."
    I stared downward, shuffling my feet in nervousness.
    "Sorry, dad." I muttered.
    My dad patted my shoulder. "Just don't come back drunk and soaked next time, okay?"
    I let out a small laugh, as I nodded.
    "Now, let's get something to get rid of that headache of your's. Your hangover must be killing you." he teased.
    ~~*~~*~~*~~
    "Thanks for taking me home last night." I smiled shyly.
    After my small lecture from my dad, he had allowed me to go to the beach with Addison and Gerald.
    I had spotted Harry on the boardwalk, so I caught up with him.
    Harry ran a hand through his messy brown hair, but smiled.
    "It's not a problem." he paused. "I wouldn't have been much of a gentleman if I left you at the party completely wasted."
    I threw my head back in laughter, as Harry's twinkly eyes watched me.
    I leaned against the railing of the boardwalk, letting the wind blow my hair back.
    "Thanks for caring, though." I smiled.
    Harry narrowed his eyes at me, watching me intently.
    "I'll always care."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 11:29am UTC
    My thought process while texting him;
    OMG HE TEXTED ME. Maybe that means he likes me. Why is his grammar so perfect? Is he mad at me? Wait, no, he just has a smartphone. Oh god, I better reply. What do I say? Uh uh think think think! Well it took him 3 minutes to respond so that gives me 2-4 minutes to think. Okay.. This? No, that'll kill the conversation. This? No, he'll think I'm creepy. OH YES, THIS. THAT'S GOLD. *types* *Checks spelling* *reads over again* Okay. *Holds breath and presses send.*

  12. Jade672 Jade672
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    January 1, 2012 2:55pm UTC
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  13. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 11:09am UTC
    fireworks
    formatcredittocaptivated
    You give me butterflies.

  14. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
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    January 1, 2012 3:22pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    A "Dude" Is an infected hair on an elephants butt.
    Mind = Blown.

  17. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 6:53am UTC
    Dora:Do you know where the banana tree is?
    Kid: *silence*
    Dora: That's right.

  18. Yuri Yuri
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 10:41am UTC
    Am I the only one
    who's never seen a pizza delivery girl?

  19. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 6:56am UTC
    'One Second'
    *delete* delete* delete*
    'Here you go!'
    nmf

  20. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    kiss me if I'm wrong but,
    dinosaurs still exist right?♥
    ©livsbestfriendryan

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