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UnicornHipster
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December 15, 2012 12:38pm UTC

Her names Victoria
She died a hero yesterday. She hid her first graders in the cabinets and the closets after hearing the gunfire. When the shooter came to her classroom, she told him that her students were in the gym. He then gunned her down and moved on. She saved the lives of all her students . Please pass this on if you see it.
She deserves to be remembered for her bravery

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writtenrain*
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December 12, 2012 3:35pm UTC

Everyone keeps saying today was the last repetative date in our lives.
What about January Third? It will be 1/3/13
And on January twenty-third, 2045, it will be 1/23/45

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 7:13pm UTC

I ALWAYS HAVE CHAPSTICK ON MY LIPS SO THEY'RE ALWAYS SOFT & KISSABLE
EVEN THOUGH
I'M NOT GETTING KISSED

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lanapoll
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December 12, 2012 5:32pm UTC

*i'm from australian*
me: can i borow a rubber?
american boy: aren't we moving a little fast
me: whut
american boy: you know rubber means condom..
me: ..
american boy: ..
me: ERASER! I NEED AN ERASER

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Whor_an
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December 12, 2012 2:00pm UTC

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 7:44pm UTC

Confirm
Are you a unicorn?
Yes
No

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jacquelinerose697
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 4:45pm UTC

Number of times Harry has denied dating Taylor: 3
Number of times Harry has denied dating
Me: 0
exactly...

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cheetah678
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 12:55pm UTC

Me: I wasn't that drunk!
Friend: Dude, when the intercom came on in the Supermarket you fell on your knees yelling, "God has spoken!."
Me: ...

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 2:49pm UTC

My life is like a romantic comedy
except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes

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TVQuotes
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December 11, 2012 5:17pm UTC

Drake and Josh #12
Animal Control Guy: I've never seen anything this scary, and I fought in Nam!
Drake: Nam?
Animal Control Guy: You know, Vietnam.
Drake: Where's that? New Jersey?
Animal Control Guy: What's wrong with him?
Josh: Yeah we're not sure...

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DoodleLove
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 3:02pm UTC

3 things I will never understand:
1. The meaning of life.
2. The universe.
3. How Spongebob & Patrick made those
sound effects in that box.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 5:39pm UTC

I FINALLY FOUND LOVE
on page 566 in the dictionary.

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swimmergirl3796
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 3:45pm UTC

On 12/21/12 people will be making end of the world jokes
like there's no tomorrow.

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sammy*
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December 6, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Boys in movies are just so much better.

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TheWeirdKid
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 5:58pm UTC

The best way to spread christmas cheer,
Is singing loud for all to hear.
♥
f m

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LittleMissDreamer21
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 4:29pm UTC

Dear Harry, Louis, Zayn, Liam & Niall...
Thankyou for being so
amazing...For Writing
great music, For
making us laugh, cry,
think about our lives
and for connecting and
loving us fans :)
We can't imagine our lives without you <3
♥All The Directioners.
Format credit to: sillyslinky

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