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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 5:14pm UTC

Have you ever been
in one of those moods where you just want to grab everything
and rip it from the walls and break everything
because you feel broken and you want to scream and kick and cry
because nothing feels right and it’s all wrong
and you don’t feel right and
i don’t know anymore.

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PinkPerfectionGirl
posted a quote
October 31, 2012 12:58am UTC

Hardest thing about painting nails:
waiting for them to dry before it smears.

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heartofgold
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 6:53pm UTC

Don't tell me to calm down
When you made me angry.
That's like shooting someone
And wondering why they're bleeding.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Going to strangers wedding and screaming
"don't marry her, i still love you!"

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 10:26pm UTC

instead of staring at google
WHEN YOUR PARENTS ARE LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER,
open this link: www.essaytyper.com
you're welcome xoxo

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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iridescentstorm
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 1:29pm UTC

Horror movies are always so stereotypicial. They're always in abandoned houses, hostpials/asylums, and hotels.
You know where I want to see a horror movie take place?
Walmart.
"Cleanup on isle 13."
"But there is no isle 13..."
mq/©iridescentstorm

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 9:00pm UTC

So today in class,
This hot guy picked up a piece of my hair and started singing,
"Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr, purr, purr."
And I was just sitting there like,
"Lol, wtf is going on right now."

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KerenThompson
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 8:50pm UTC

Isn't it ironic...
that when you fold a heart in half you get a tear drop?

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 6:10pm UTC

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lovecrazy
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October 27, 2012 1:41pm UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 5:42pm UTC

Boyfri(end).
Girlfri(end).
Piz(forever)za.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Seeing a boy younger than you,
and thinking "Damn, you're gonna be fine." then mentally yelling at yourself for being a creep.

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 12:48pm UTC

My best guy friend & I kissed last night.
It kind of just happened.
I was sitting with him on a park bench , waiting for his ride. suddenly , he stared into my eyes, pulled me close to him, and told me he's madly in love with me. that he's always loved me. that he doesntcare if i dont love him back , cause he'll wait for me forever. then , he got off the bench , lifted me up, & kissed me. I actually learned what it felt like to have 'sparks fly'. Then , he sat me back down , & he started playing with my hair & fingers. Since that was one of the first times he looked right into my eyes, i asked him why he always looks down when he talks to me. he said my eyes make him weak. He addmitted everything. he said chills run up and down his spine when i touch him , he has constantbutterflies when hes with me , he has dreams about me every night , & no matter what he does im on his mind 24/7. He went on for about 20 mintues until his ride showed up . when he was leaving , he kissed my forehead & said ' i love you.'
my stomach fluttered & i realized i loved him too. I told him , & he smiled for ear to ear. his eyes teared up , & he gave me the best hug anyones ever given me. He called me when he got home , & we talked until 5 A.M. (when i fell asleep on him) even though he had football practice at 9 A.M.
so , witty girls , just remember...
Love comes when you least expect it

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lovelyandtheworld13
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 4:18pm UTC

friend: look at that squirrel!
me: wherewherewhere?!?
friend:
me:
friend:
me: that was the most exciting part of my day.
true story.

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storypanda99
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 4:36pm UTC

Teacher: Okay, if you're going to wear a Halloween costume tomorrow, make sure it's school appropriate. No tank tops skinnier than four fingers.
Boy in my class: Aww, but I wanted to be a slutty cat!
Teacher:
Me:
Linabinabae:
Class:
Principal:
Justin Bieber:
Canada:
World:
Everyone: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
This actually happened today, my quote and true story bro!

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 4:50pm UTC

So you played her
because you never liked her?
How would you like it
if you switch the role?

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Onism*
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 4:40pm UTC

One of the worst feelings ever is
thinking you aced a test and getting it back with a really bad result

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 4:10pm UTC

I don't love myself,
in fact i hate myself. and that's how i understand that you don't love me either.

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KatieeLovesYouu
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 4:34pm UTC

You discover a bruise...
first thing you do is think
"How did I get this?"
Second thing you do?
Poke it.

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