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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. SelinTheBean* SelinTheBean*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    R.I.P. MITCH LUCKER
    <3

  3. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    R.I.P Mitch <3
    You are missed by the band, your family, your friends, and your fans. <3
    "I mean reality sucks. The world is a cancer, and its sh.its so bad its scary. Everything's filthy. But you nkow what? One day, its not going to be here, so be glad you know what life is. You're alive. Live. "
    -Mitchell Adam Lucker.

  4. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    I stole from the bakery this morning, it was a piece of cake.

  5. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    That sexy face you pull when
    you eat something sour.

  6. courtneyisawesome14 courtneyisawesome14
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    Mom: Bye girls!
    My friend: Bye! Have fun!
    Mom: * Shuts door and leaves*
    My friend: Wait, where is your mom going?
    Me: A funeral.....
    My friend: opps...
    true story

  7. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    Pixar makes a movie about two robots who have a better love life than I do.

  8. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    I'm the kid of person who would come out of the gym...
    And go straight to McDonalds...........


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. ambear24 ambear24
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    i miss my nephew.
    i miss my sister.
    i miss my mom.
    i miss my boyfriend.
    i miss my pets.
    i miss my friends.
    i miss home.
    i just want to go home.</3

  11. CustardKid CustardKid
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    Isn't it funny..
    How one song can reduce you to tears?
    How one text can make your whole day?
    How one look from your friend can leave you in histerics?
    How one picture can bring back a thousand memories?
    Isn't it funny..

  12. RainbowMarshmellows RainbowMarshmellows
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 2:23am UTC
    Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me.

  13. H2TK H2TK
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    HERE'S TO THE KIDS...
    who used to think their heart was actually heart-shaped.


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. AlyssaBreanne* AlyssaBreanne*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    I have to lose the weight before school starts.
    I have until September 4th.
    That's my first day of school.
    Easy right?
    I mean all I have to lose is like 30 pounds.
    Haha NOT right.
    It's going to be hard.
    Impossible?
    NO.
    The only problem?
    I. DON'T. KNOW. HOW. TO. DO. IT.
    I have no motivation whatsoever except for the fact that I want to be skinny, beautiful.
    Please wittians, I NEED to do this.
    1 FAV= 5 sit-ups
    1 COMMENT= a jog around my block
    Yeah, making quotes for favs is against the rules. I know, but I don't know what else to do.
    My friends will only tell me that I don't need to lose weight, and some of you might too.
    But you don't know how much I actually weigh.
    I know it's wrong to ask of you guys, but it's my last choice before I resort to something unhealthy.
    And I'm pretty sure you all know what that means.
    Please, just help me out.
    XOXO
    ~Aly


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. ThatsJustLifee ThatsJustLifee
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    Ruby: *walks out of the room*
    Max: Time to f.ck stuff up again
    -lol, Remember this show ♥

  18. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    Gonna catch 'em all 'cause he Danny Phantom.
    Gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's... Danny Phantom

  19. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    Please don't expect us guys to be gorgeous, popular, romantic singers with 8 packs who write you songs and think you're gorgeous in sweatpants and will rub your back and watch chick flicks with you.
    We will try to be nice and respectful, but perfect guys don't exist, so please, lower your standards just a bit.

  20. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    hold your cursor over this quote if you're ugly.
    landoniswitty's format. leave credit!

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