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imissjoe

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Member Since: 9 Dec 2009 10:42pm

Last Seen: 19 Dec 2021 05:24am

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  1. imissjoe imissjoe
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    “OMG you guyzzz he broke my heart lolszzz its ok tho cuz i brokkk his xbox! lolz im so funyyyy hahaaa fav if u agree omg”
    ... Basically, the reason that I never go on Witty anymore. Sorry hun, but no one actually cares if your boyfriend of 2 months breaks up with you. This isn't some fairytale Disney movie that you watched when you were a child. Grow up and stop acting like you're in middle school.
    kthx byee lolzz txt it :)))))

  2. imissjoe imissjoe
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    Is there a faster way to delete all of my quotes without having to delete them individually? Or is there any way at all to stop a particular person from seeing anything? The wrong person just so happened to find this damn thing and I don't even use it anymore...

  3. imissjoe imissjoe
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 7:14pm UTC
    Close your eyes, and imagine. Just for a minute.
    Imagine that you’re walking down the street in a large city, such as NYC. Now, imagine that you’re on your way to work, and you’re running a bit late.
    In a hurry, something manages to catch your eye. Nothing huge, really, just an advertisement. “THEY’RE RICH! THEY’RE SPOILED! THEY’RE HOT! AMERICA’S FAVORITE T.V. SHOW IS BACK!”. In this advertisement, you take note of 2 young women that seem to be half dressed, and surrounded by material objects. Cars, money, a huge house, etc. Now stop and think about what those material objects mean. Nothing. But wait… They seem to be important to everyone around you, no?
    Take a look around. While walking in this city, you notice a seemingly rich couple scarfing down some shrimp. The man stuffs 2 or 3 in his mouth at a time, right before guzzling down a glass of wine, spilling some on his lap in the process. The woman laughing obnoxiously at his side while checking her $600 phone for any messages she might have received in the last 5 minutes.
    As you turn your head away from this sight, you can’t help but notice a 17 year old girl talking on the phone about how her parents won’t let her buy the new iPhone, even though you notice that she already has the older model.
    Now, take just a few more seconds to imagine that as you look to your side, away from all those advertisements and people, you see a young girl. This girl seems to be maybe, what… 8? 9? She’s covered in dirt, and laying on an old blanket with holes in it on the sidewalk. She is clearly in need of a home, and in need of food. Try to see the world around you from the eyes of that little girl. Try to think about what is going through her head as she sees the advertisement, the 17 year old girl talking on her cell phone, and the rich couple.
    Oh wait, you’re late for work! You don’t have time to actually see the world around you. You have to go work for your boss just so you can afford your bills, and maybe even that new laptop you’ve been wanting.
    You forget about everything you’ve just seen. You pretend like your eyes weren’t actually open for those few minutes. You continue to live life with your eyes closed.
    This is the world we live in.

  4. imissjoe imissjoe
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2011 11:35pm UTC
    I'm falling in the black...
    Slipping through the cracks

  5. imissjoe imissjoe
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2011 11:17pm UTC
    I know you said it would get better.
    But as life goes on,
    I'm finding fewer reasons to live.

  6. imissjoe imissjoe
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 4:50pm UTC
    I can't break the silence...
    It's breaking me

  7. imissjoe imissjoe
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 1:56am UTC
    You don't have to keep reminding me
    that I'm not good enough.
    I'll remember it forever.

  8. imissjoe imissjoe
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 1:49am UTC
    Don't try to fix me,
    >>>I'm not broken.<<<
    [Hello, I'm the lie, living for you so you can hide...]

  9. imissjoe imissjoe
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 1:25am UTC
    Your face haunts my once pleasant dreams.
    Your voice has chased away all the sanity in me.
    These wounds won't seem to heal,
    This pain is just too real,
    There's just too much that time
    cannot erase

  10. imissjoe imissjoe
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 1:14am UTC
    It's not what it seems,
    Not what you think.
    No, I must be dreaming.
    It's only in my mind,
    Not real life.
    No, I must be dreaming

  11. imissjoe imissjoe
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2010 4:12pm UTC
    It's one of those days
    Where I avoid every mirror
    Because I can't stand my own reflection

  12. imissjoe imissjoe
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2010 4:00pm UTC
    What's the point of living
    If no one would care if I died?

  13. imissjoe imissjoe
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 6:18pm UTC
    She ran to the bathroom
    And slammed the door
    And whispered to herself
    “I cant do this anymore!”
    She grabbed her razor,
    Washed it clean
    And looked at her wrists
    As she cut them too deep.
    Everything goes dark
    She cant see a thing
    Until someone approaches
    With heavenly wings.
    He gives her a hug
    And surrounds her with light
    And tells her everything will be alright.
    She opens her eyes,
    With hope to survive.
    As she whispers
    "It's time to live life"

  14. imissjoe imissjoe
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 3:19pm UTC
    Boys Dicktionary #2:
    "I Love You"-
    Something to say when I'm bored. What? You didn't actually think I meant it did you?

  15. imissjoe imissjoe
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 3:14pm UTC
    Boys Dicktionary:
    Girlfriend -
    Someone to keep me busy until I find someone better
    series?

  16. imissjoe imissjoe
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2010 7:02pm UTC
    You found my replacement.

  17. imissjoe imissjoe
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2010 6:49pm UTC
    I'm glad I left you
    Because when I was with you,
    I looked in the mirror everyday
    &+ Pointed out every single flaw
    Until I would break down crying.
    You made me hate myself.

  18. imissjoe imissjoe
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2010 6:15pm UTC
    He broke your heart?
    You'll get over that.
    Your "best friend" isn't what she used to be?
    You'll get over that too.
    You "hate" your parents?
    You're not going to when you're older.
    You "hate" your siblings?
    Trust me... When things get hard,
    they're going to be the only ones that understand.
    When you look at the big picture,
    life isn't as hard as you think it is.

  19. imissjoe imissjoe
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2010 4:41pm UTC
    All I have ever wanted was an apology.
    I have been waiting for that apology for 11 years.
    Because of you, I can't trust, I can't love,
    &+ I can't even look at a guy without thinking he wants to hurt me.
    It's because of you, Dad. You'll never know how much you ruined me.

  20. imissjoe imissjoe
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2010 4:28pm UTC
    We all know that one girl who is just absolutely perfect...
    But she has her insecurities,
    her heartbreak,
    and the things that she has been through
    would blow you away.
    How do I know this?
    I used to be that girl.

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