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imabeachbum
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 12:45am UTC

I just want a flat stomach.

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xxsoccerkidxx
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August 21, 2012 12:40am UTC

All I want is a flat stomach.

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xxsoccerkidxx
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August 20, 2012 11:51pm UTC

"You burn 30 calories per hour while typing"
..... I should be a twig then.

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softballgurl
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June 21, 2012 9:31am UTC

I have always wanted to be that one girlwho comes back to school, completely different and really beautiful this year I've decided to make that happen, of course, with the support of you witty girls Feel free to follow my plan and commment for tips and ideas.Step 1: Exercise every morning. A "wake-up" jog for 15-30 minutes.Step 2: Use Face cleaner to make my skin smooth and perfect.Step 3: Grow out hair, pretty long and right before school get it layered, angled and styled.Step 4: Get a flat tummy with a hint of abs. (Sit-ups, Pull-ups and running.)Step 5: Redo my wardrobe. Buy some really pretty clothes from places like HCO, A&F, Delias, & AE. Step 6: Go to the pool more often and swim 15-50 laps at a time.Step 7: Learn how to do my makeup perfectly for my face.Step 8: Host more sleepovers, parties and social events at my house.Step 9: Ideas??? Comment to the right ------------------>> please!!!Thanks to all my "witty-girls" who support me!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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walkingtravesty
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April 17, 2012 10:23pm UTC

My friends: Omg, there's these two guys who say they really like me but I don't know which one to choose! I mean the first one is soo hot but the other is really cute! Ugh my life is so hard!
Me: Sometimes I find it hard deciding what pizza topping I want.
nmq

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xTheHungerGamesx
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:24pm UTC

Summer. When there's...
Shorts. Tan. Beach. Friends. No school. Warmth. Sandals. Tee-shirts. Swimming. Bikinis. Blue skies. Holidays. Sun bathing. Bike riding. Going out. No pressure. Sunshine. Chilling out. Parties. Summer Romance. And Happiness...<3
Cant wait...

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CaliGirlSwag
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 7:35pm UTC

It's Sexual Wednesday.
Fave if you love Jenna Marbles.
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 9:59pm UTC

Where your pen goes when you drop it:
2% Conviently right in front of you
5% A little reach, but only 10 feet away from you
93% Into another demension...never to be seen again...

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AustinH
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 5:04pm UTC

*Crush steals food*
Heyy! *flirty push*
*Regular person steals food*
GIVE ME BACK MY FOOD BATCH!
*punches them*

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xxanewbeginingxx
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 8:25am UTC

Fave &+
I'll post a tbh in your comments!

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 12:00am UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Today someone accused me of jocking a quote.
It was from Spongebob.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 12:03am UTC

Psst.. Squidward. I'm working in the kitchen...
At Night.
Hey squidward, i'm chopping lettuce...
at night,
look at me, i'm swabbing the bathroom..
at night.
ow! i burned my hand...
at night.

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imabeachbum
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 11:56pm UTC

I hate it when people complain
about relationships.
Because I just sit there like, at least you have one.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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imabeachbum
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 11:52pm UTC

I'm sorry,
I guess I'll just never be good enough for you.

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imabeachbum
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 11:41pm UTC

I hate it when
on Facebook people give truths like
" You're in my math class. "
"We should hang out soon." *never hangs out*
"We don't talk much."
"You're nice."
It's like I could have figured that out all by myself.
Can you please be more creative?

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imabeachbum
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 11:23pm UTC

Don't you just hate it when. . .
you think of a really REALLY really awesome quote that will get so many faves,
and you just forget it!?!
That just happened to me
-____-
Format By: Pegasister18

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xxkeeping_it_realxx56
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 6:53am UTC

Every school has these girls...
1. the self O B S E S S E D one
2. the one who pretends to be stupid
3. the one who is b o r e d with everything
4. the one obsessed with horses
5. the rich one who won't shut up
6. the preppy one
7. the super smart one
8. the c r a z y athletic one
9. the runway stylish one
10. the awkward one
format by jimmy365

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sayheyilyx
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February 26, 2012 11:18pm UTC

Cute guys make you:
crazy,
Hot guys make you:
melt,
Cool guys make you:
daydream,
But funny guys make you fall in love without even knowing.
nmf/nmq
"-fr Ffrfr
♥
♥
♥
♥

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