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imMaggiehewwo
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 12:48pm UTC

when a girl says she's done,
it usually means, "fight for me."

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imMaggiehewwo
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January 14, 2012 12:45pm UTC

When I die
tell my followers,
I love them|

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imMaggiehewwo
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January 14, 2012 12:43pm UTC

Cocaine is god's way of saying, "You have too much money."

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imMaggiehewwo
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 12:40pm UTC

When a boy calls you hot,
They look at your body.
When a boy calls you pretty,
They look at your face.
When a boy calls you gorgeous,
They look at your clothes.
But when a boy calls you beautiful,
They're looking at everything.

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imMaggiehewwo
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 12:34pm UTC

Stop worrying about your messy hair,
your eyeliner,
and your curvy body.
One day you'll find a guy that won't care about it.

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imMaggiehewwo
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 12:29pm UTC

Sorry, I can't today.
My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's
brother's grandson's uncle's fish died.
YES, IT WAS TRAGIC. ♥

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imMaggiehewwo
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 2:19pm UTC

ALL I NEED TO BE
HAPPY IS :
15 or more cats and an endless supply of Nutella sandwiches.

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imMaggiehewwo
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 2:16pm UTC

I want that
one piece of jewelry
I never take off.

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imMaggiehewwo
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 3:47pm UTC

this single thing might be kinda fun if I was, y'know,
attractive.

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imMaggiehewwo
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 9:18pm UTC

When you try to forget
something
you'll end up thinking about it more. ♥
Just move on.

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imMaggiehewwo
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 9:15pm UTC

I'D STILL ADORE YOU
IF YOUR HANDS
WERE AROUND MY
NECK♥♥♥

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imMaggiehewwo
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 9:12pm UTC

& i promised myself
that i'd never wait for someone
who wouldn't stick around.
so why am i still here
&&where did you go?3

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imMaggiehewwo
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Definition of love;
A mental illness which involves much crying and hurting. It makes the patient dependent on one soul person and makes it feel as if they can't live without them. Can be fatal.

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imMaggiehewwo
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January 3, 2012 9:06pm UTC

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imMaggiehewwo
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 9:03pm UTC

No, man!
you can't mess with the chubby kid!
the girls will freak!
...

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imMaggiehewwo
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 9:00pm UTC

Trying to explain how
I feel
about you...
is like trying to describe how water tastes.
♥

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imMaggiehewwo
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 8:57pm UTC

You know it's going to be a cute conversation when it starts with "When we get married..." ♥