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iluvhearts800

1. iluvhearts800
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2012 4:57pm UTC
   You text him
   he dosen't text you back
   obviously he was so excited
   that he fainted.
   nmq
   
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2. iluvhearts800
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2012 6:21pm UTC
   TEXTAPHRENIA
   Thinking you've heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message at all
   
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3. iluvhearts800
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2012 6:09pm UTC
   Girls,
   if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs
   send him to
   KFC
   
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4. iluvhearts800
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2012 4:26pm UTC
   K.
   Conversation Killer
   
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5. iluvhearts800
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2012 4:20pm UTC
   If people
   Are trying
   To bring you
   DOWN
   It only means
   That you are
   ABOVE them
   
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6. iluvhearts800
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2012 8:29pm UTC
   If I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend......well, that would just be ok -Spongebob
   Just beautiful<3
   
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7. iluvhearts800
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2012 8:22pm UTC
   I just thought of somthing funnier than 24....25!
   Fav if you know where this is from:)
   
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8. iluvhearts800
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2012 5:38pm UTC
   In bed, its 6am you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:30. At school, its 9:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 9:31
   
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9. iluvhearts800
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2012 5:33pm UTC
   Dear Human,
   You get mad at me if i wake you, and u get mad at me if i don't....
   Sincerely,
   confused alarm clock
   
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10. iluvhearts800
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    Sleeping with ALL of your teddy bears
    when you were little, so none of them get offended ♥
    
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11. iluvhearts800
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    Fact
    Not all goodbyes are sad
    Example
    "Good Bye Class"
    
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