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  1. iloveyouxxx3 iloveyouxxx3
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 7:56am UTC
    This is a sexy beast.
    (-.-)
    /█\
    ||
    comment the sexiest guy/girl you know.
    Fave for the sexy beasts of the worldd !

  2. iloveyouxxx3 iloveyouxxx3
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 8:22am UTC
    awwwk moment
    when your 'friend'
    tags the
    guy you like
    in a status
    of yours
    that is
    OBVIOUSLY
    about him.

  3. iloveyouxxx3 iloveyouxxx3
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 8:06am UTC
    i got expelledfrom school today;
    it was pajama day.
    But it's not my fault i sleep
    n a k e d

  4. iloveyouxxx3 iloveyouxxx3
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 8:23am UTC
    A girl had a crush on this boy...
    she'd go up to him and say she loves him
    but he'd just walk away
    but on her birthday's he'd buy her teddy bears.
    she had alot of them
    then on her 15th birthday
    he gave he a really big teddy bear
    Then she got angry and confronted him
    she asked why he kept giving her these teddy bears
    but he only said it was for her birthday
    she took the teddy bear and threw it in the road
    He went to pick it up but a truck was coming up ahead and he died on the spot
    she dove on him and cried .. because she caused him to die
    when she was gettin up she press the center on the teddy bear
    and it said '' I LOVE YOU'' in his voice
    she ran home and pressed all of her teddy bears
    and they all said the same thing
    '' I love you but i never had the guts to say it''
    nmq

  5. iloveyouxxx3 iloveyouxxx3
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 8:10am UTC
    XFACTOR
    Who got kicked off?

  6. iloveyouxxx3 iloveyouxxx3
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 8:22am UTC
    Remember that time when that thing happened to that person?
    Like , oh yeah. Definitly.

  7. iloveyouxxx3 iloveyouxxx3
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 8:17am UTC
    If i ruled the world;
    I'd through all the money in the air like confetti;

  8. iloveyouxxx3 iloveyouxxx3
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 8:07am UTC
    You can fall in love at any age, whether your 80 or 5;
    -Justin Bieber

  9. iloveyouxxx3 iloveyouxxx3
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 7:56am UTC
    Homeroom Conversations
    Gigi: Everybody asks me whats wrong and im just like GET AWAY D:
    Kristina: Do what i do girl, tell'm your eyes are sweating.

  10. iloveyouxxx3 iloveyouxxx3
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 8:17am UTC
    Why does the little mermaid wear seashells?
    She grew out of her B-shells

  11. iloveyouxxx3 iloveyouxxx3
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 7:53am UTC
    Baby it's not just you, you know it hurts me too;

  12. iloveyouxxx3 iloveyouxxx3
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 8:19am UTC
    Here's a Condom,
    If your gonna act like a dick,
    You should dress like one too.
    nmq

  13. iloveyouxxx3 iloveyouxxx3
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 8:10am UTC
    How do you drown a blonde?
    put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

  14. iloveyouxxx3 iloveyouxxx3
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 8:04am UTC
    ThatAwkwardMomentWhen
    Dora the Explorer
    has more freedom then you...

  15. iloveyouxxx3 iloveyouxxx3
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 8:26am UTC
    Rum pa pa pum, rum pa pum pum pum pum.
    Yeah I'm on the drum, yeah I'm on the snare drum.
    Yeah I'm on the beat cause the beat goes dumb.
    And I only spit heat cause I'm playin for the sun.
    Playin for the king, playin for the title,
    I'm surprised you didn't hear this in the Bible.
    I'm so tight, I might go psycho.
    Christmas time so here's a recital.
    I'm so bad like Michael, I know I'm still young but I go I go.
    Stupid stupid love like cupid,
    I'm the drummer boy so do it, do it.

  16. iloveyouxxx3 iloveyouxxx3
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 8:17am UTC
    i'm a huge fan of brandoncyrus
    but who else thinks
    he needs to pull his pants up?

  17. iloveyouxxx3 iloveyouxxx3
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 7:55am UTC
    YESSS! i can start my advant calender <3!

  18. iloveyouxxx3 iloveyouxxx3
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 9:39am UTC
    in jewelry1...
    on a computer...
    on witty
    = <3

  19. iloveyouxxx3 iloveyouxxx3
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 12:50pm UTC
    YOUR QUOTES MAKE ME WANT TO BLOCK YOU AND REPORT YOU TO THE CRAZY POLICE.

  20. iloveyouxxx3 iloveyouxxx3
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 12:35pm UTC
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