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  1. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 8:55am UTC
    Friends
    Me: I like this one guy....
    Friend: Omg who?
    Me: *Insert name here*
    Friend: Awwh!!
    Best Friends:
    Me: I like this one guy..
    Friend: who?
    Me: *insert name here*
    Friend: I KNEW IT! WHEN YOU GET MARRIED, I'LL BE YOUR BRIDESMAID OKAY? OMG AND ONCE YOU GET BABIES, NAME THEM ALL AFTER ME!! OKAY DEAL!

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 12:23am UTC
    do you ever see
    someone really attractive
    a n d j u s t t h i n k , " H o w "

  3. underestimated underestimated
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    School Is Killing us
    Let Me Elaborate.
    School uses textbooks,
    The textbooks are made of paper,
    Paper is made from trees,
    Trees give off Oxygen,
    We need oxygen to live.
    There fore,
    School,
    Is Killing Us
    format by sandrasaurus

  4. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  5. Rinna Rinna
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 9:14am UTC
    .
    BUT MOM,
    EVERYONE
    FAILED
    THAT
    TEST

  6. tash tash
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    British Girl Problems #01
    It's assumed that we love tea, and drink it regularly with the queen.
    Tash

  7. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    "Can you imagine Harry in a girl version?"
    Niall: "He already looks like one."
    Harry: *Laughs*
    Louis: "An ugly one."
    -OneDirectionQuotes


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 10:58am UTC
    Sometimes the person you fall for
    isn't ready to catch you.

  10. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Teacher: School's almost over
    Teacher: And this is crazy
    Teacher: But here's 3 projects
    Teacher: Due by Friday

  11. alexisx3 alexisx3
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 10:55am UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. xxlovelastsforeverxx xxlovelastsforeverxx
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    It's times when I see some girl
    talking about her so called "best friend"
    while she is in the SAME room that make me realize I am glad that I have a few real friends instead of a bunch of fake a**holes..

  13. xxlovelastsforeverxx xxlovelastsforeverxx
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    Him: Heyy
    Me: hey wait no maybe i should do two y's...no that sounds needy. Hey(: no i sound clingy, Hello..no i sound like a goody goody, hey(;...no I sound like I'm trying to seduce him. Hi, NO, I SOUND BORING. WAH. should i add an exclamation point? nah.
    Hey

  14. HoLLiStEr25BbY HoLLiStEr25BbY
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    When your in the shower
    and think "If the house catches
    on fire I have to go outside naked. "
    -----------♥-----------
    nm f

  15. Beast123 Beast123
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 7:39am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. Jessy17 Jessy17
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 8:13am UTC
    That feeling you get
    when you know you're the
    69th person to fave a quote

  18. Jessy17 Jessy17
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 8:17am UTC
    That horrifying moment when....
    you wake up and realize you fell asleep while texting him
    and then you start freaking out
    format by julietechoecho<3

  19. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 8:33am UTC
    Cool Story Bro, In Which Chapter Do You Shut Up ?

  20. teenagerpostss teenagerpostss
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 8:33am UTC
    teenager post #154
    That awkward moment when you try to sing a duet by yourself.

:)

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