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Hi , I'm Alanna(:
I love to dance and such a keeping relationships longer than a month. Y

  1. iloveyouam iloveyouam
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    I realize now that this may not my purpose in life but do not fret, I will search until the day my heart takes the
    one
    finally
    beat.

  2. iloveyouam iloveyouam
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 12:29am UTC
    The guy who was put in Steve Jobs position must be like "This great creater died so I was thrown in here and I'm supposed to live up to THAT?!

  3. iloveyouam iloveyouam
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    That feeling in your stomach.....
    when you wish you were someone he could look to his friends and say
    "yeah man, that's MY girl". </3

  4. iloveyouam iloveyouam
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. iloveyouam iloveyouam
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 6:14pm UTC
    Another Day
    wishing you were mine

  6. iloveyouam iloveyouam
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 9:54pm UTC
    Hi I'm Alanna,
    I like long walks on the beach
    && long hugs from guys;
    so what I'm trying to say here is I like long things.
    Fav if you get it(:

  7. iloveyouam iloveyouam
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    i think it so cute when guys have a witty!
    Fav if you agree<3
    Comment if your a guy

  8. iloveyouam iloveyouam
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    Mylifeisbro.com
    Guy witty:
    All about banging girls, treating girls like crap and COD
    Guys are even douchier than i thought....
    all minee

  9. iloveyouam iloveyouam
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    Valentines day:
    A day where it makes singles feel, even more single.....
    </3
    all minee<3

  10. iloveyouam iloveyouam
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 10:26pm UTC
    The urge to dance when you hear the song Teach Me How To Dougie!
    <333
    Like if this happens to youu
    -all minee(:

  11. iloveyouam iloveyouam
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 10:24pm UTC
    And tonight I'll try not to fantasize about tomorrow
    'cause that will only makes the disappointment worse....
    </3

  12. iloveyouam iloveyouam
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 9:41pm UTC
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  13. iloveyouam iloveyouam
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 2:08pm UTC
    I have screwed up 93% of my teenage life =D
    (that’s sounds accurate) haha
    [x ] Kissed someone before dating
    [ ] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [x] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [ x] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 3
    [x ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [ x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [x] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [x ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 8
    [x ] Got your mom, dad, sister etc to get you out of school
    [x ] Text people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x ] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 13
    [x ] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called someone during school hours
    [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 16
    [] Threw something at the teacher
    [x] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [x] Broke the dress code
    [x ] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 20
    [ x] Been called the worst student
    [x ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [x ] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [ x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 24
    [x] Faked your parents signature
    [ x ] Slept in class
    [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [x] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 31 Multiply by 3 for a title. Post as
    "I screwed up _____ % of my teenage life."

  14. iloveyouam iloveyouam
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 4:23pm UTC
    Seeing a quote on top quotes and thinking,"DAMN, why didnt i think of that!?!"

  15. iloveyouam iloveyouam
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2010 9:15pm UTC
    Honestly;
    i hate the way you lie. </3
    credit to me!

  16. iloveyouam iloveyouam
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2010 5:48pm UTC
    where the HELL were little red riding hoods parents when she went into the deep woods by herself!
    Credit to me&&my drama class<3

  17. iloveyouam iloveyouam
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2010 10:54pm UTC
    Today i was looking at birthday cards for my friend. i picked up one that had the front like this:
    Pick one
    1. (a picture of a hammer)
    2.(a picture of a lieu)
    3.(a picture of a screw driver)
    Inside of the card it said:
    It is your birthday so you don't even have to pick one. You can get all three, hammered, laid, and screwed.
    Happy Birthday(:
    That birthday card made my day. Oh and it made me seem like an idiot laughing to myself in the middle of target(:
    *sorry its not pretty but all credit to me and dont steal please!
    favv<3

  18. iloveyouam iloveyouam
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2010 3:31pm UTC
    And today is the day i let go and forget about him.
    All credit to me. please fav<3

  19. iloveyouam iloveyouam
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 6:58pm UTC
    One day you will be mine. So yes i will keep wishing, ill keep hoping for you to one day relize that even though we have had some bad times, those are over rated by amazing ones.
    I love you.
    All crediit to me please fav<3

  20. iloveyouam iloveyouam
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 2:44pm UTC
    "Do you work for UPS?"
    "No, why?"
    "Cause i see you checking out my package."
    fav<3

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