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ilovemakeup32
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 8:34pm UTC

I really love how you're easy to stack.
But I really hate how you're easy to crack.
When beer runs down the front of my back,
Well, that, my friend is quite YUCKY.

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ilovemakeup32
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January 16, 2012 3:40pm UTC

How to get a boyfriend:
1. Wear lots and lots of makeup, especially BLACK eyeliner and orange-y foundation
2. Dye your hair blound and make it look messy
3. Get a spray tan or if you want to ruin your skin use a tanning bed
4. DRESS SLUTTY DRESS SLUTTY DRESS SLUTTY DRESS SLUTTY DRESS SLUTTY DRESS SLUTTY DRESS SLUTT DRESS SLUTTY DRESS SLUTTY DRESS SLUTTY DRESS SLUTTY DRESS SLUTTY
5. Act slutty
*By this point you should have a ton of guys hanging around you. If you don't, you may want to go on a diet.
6. Pick the guy you want, and ask him to go on a date
7. After you've gone on at least three dates you should be "together"
8. Start wearing less makeup, but only gradually take it away
9. Dye your hair a different color that YOU like
10. Ask your boyfriend if he likes it, if he does, keep it.
11. Start wearing your old clothes, but only once or twice a week
12. Begin acting like yourself agian
*If your boyfriend hasn't dumped you at this point, he's a keeper.

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ilovemakeup32
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January 15, 2012 1:44pm UTC

I'm not the only one who has a really really bad temper am I?

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ilovemakeup32
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January 10, 2012 6:49pm UTC

Fave if you know what The Waltons is, and you've watched it.♥

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ilovemakeup32
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January 10, 2012 6:37pm UTC

In Chior this morning:
Teacher: *hands us the song books* "Turn to page 8, children"
Me: *gets book turns to page 6 and 7* "I don't have a page 8."
McKenzie: "Kayla, you're on page 7, turn the page."
Me: *turns page* "OHHHHHHHHHH." *feels stupid*

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ilovemakeup32
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January 9, 2012 10:07pm UTC

I'm the type of girl that wants to chew up all your bubble gum.
-Paul Blart's ringtone.♥

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ilovemakeup32
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January 9, 2012 10:02pm UTC

Am I the only one who likes drinking out of a can instead of a plastic bottle? Cans seem to be colder, and taste better. Even if it's Mello Yellow.

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ilovemakeup32
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January 9, 2012 9:54pm UTC

The songs on my ipod include:
-Call it what you want-Foster the People
-Can you feel the love tonight-Elton John
-The Chanukah Song-Adam Sandler
-Come Together-The Beatles
-Don't stop 'till you get enough-Michael Jackson
-Don't stop-Foster The People
-El Paso-Mary Robins
-Good Life-One Republic
-Happy Together-The Turtles
-Harder To Breathe-Maroon5
-It will Rain-Bruno Marrs
-Little Talks-Of Monsters and Men
-Misery-Maroon5
-Not Over You-Gavin Degraw
-Paradise-Coldplay
-Set Fire to the Rain-Adele
-Sexy and I know it-Lmfao
-She will Be loved-Maroon 5
-Take Me On-ah-ha!
-Tears in Heaven-smooth jazz
-These Times-SafetySuit
-Thinking of You-The Maine
-Twelve Days of Christmas-John Denver and the Muppetts
I NEED MOAR SONGS.

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ilovemakeup32
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January 9, 2012 5:35pm UTC

Got to be good lookin' cause he's so hard to see.

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ilovemakeup32
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January 8, 2012 3:59pm UTC

I'm a good driver.
I don't have a liscense.
I don't have a permit.
I'm 14.
Do you believe the first sentence? highlight for the answer.
It's true.

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ilovemakeup32
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January 8, 2012 3:48pm UTC

You are beautiful, no matter what they say.

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ilovemakeup32
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 1:00am UTC

Welp, gotta go try out my time machine, I really hope it works...
fav if you get it. ;D

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ilovemakeup32
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January 8, 2012 12:58am UTC

Woah, man my time machine worked!

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ilovemakeup32
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January 8, 2012 12:45am UTC

I've never had a boyfriend, but nothing is wrong with me.

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ilovemakeup32
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January 7, 2012 4:55pm UTC

Most of the time, I just don't know what to say...

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ilovemakeup32
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January 6, 2012 4:10pm UTC

OH. MY. GOD. BECKY. LOOK AT HER BUTT. ...
Poor Becky. I'm sure that really hurt her feelings. I know it would hurt mine...

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ilovemakeup32
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January 6, 2012 2:01pm UTC

That awkward moment when........
The person you like can't find a seat for two so he sits at your lunch table, right beside you. And then you think you're in heaven for just a minute, then you realise their girlfriend is sitting beside them. -.-

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ilovemakeup32
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January 5, 2012 5:59pm UTC

Hey How's it going?

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