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ilovecraig09

1. ilovecraig09
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2011 2:13pm UTC
   God's Last Name
   Is Not
   Dammit. ♥
   
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2. ilovecraig09
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2011 1:57pm UTC
   Without God our week would be:
   Sinday
   Mournday
   Tearsday
   Wasteday
   Thirstday
   Fightday
   Shatterday
   Seven days without God makes one weak.♥
   
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3. ilovecraig09
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   February 5, 2011 1:50pm UTC
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4. ilovecraig09
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   February 5, 2011 1:45pm UTC
   Those Who Gossip With You. Will Gossip About You. ♥
   
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5. ilovecraig09
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   February 5, 2011 1:40pm UTC
   I'm not a jealous person.
   I'm just a girl that
   would love to punch every girl in the
   face that gives you a
   second look. ♥
   
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6. ilovecraig09
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   February 5, 2011 2:56am UTC
   She said "You're Crazy"
   He said "Only For You Baby"
   ♥
   
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7. ilovecraig09
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   February 5, 2011 1:54am UTC
   We are the people
   are parents
   warned us about. ♥
   
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8. ilovecraig09
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   February 5, 2011 1:38am UTC
   i dont want to be
   number one .
   number one means
   theres a two
   and three. i want to be the
   only one. ♥
   
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9. ilovecraig09
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   February 5, 2011 1:32am UTC
   I love you, yet I hate you.
   It's like I want to throw you off a cliff & then run really fast to the bottom & catch you. ♥
   
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10. ilovecraig09
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    February 5, 2011 1:26am UTC
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11. ilovecraig09
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    February 5, 2011 1:19am UTC
    And you know what
    I liked best?
    How hours after
    you kissed me.
    I still felt it on my lips.♥
    
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12. ilovecraig09
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    February 5, 2011 1:15am UTC
    The World is going to throw us a million reasons why this isnt gunna work out between us, but im armed with the one reason why it will. Cause I love you.♥
    
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13. ilovecraig09
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    February 4, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    No one's a Virgin.
    Life screws us all ♥
    
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14. ilovecraig09
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    February 4, 2011 3:22pm UTC
    Because guys like you.
    Are the reason they made waterproof mascara.♥
    
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15. ilovecraig09
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    February 4, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    It's never your enemies
    that get you. It's always your own people.♥
    
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16. ilovecraig09
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    February 4, 2011 2:58pm UTC
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    February 4, 2011 2:38pm UTC
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18. ilovecraig09
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    February 4, 2011 2:32pm UTC
    Sorry hun.But unlike you I'm not a doorknob. Where everyone gets a turn. I'm more of a casino, where only the lucky ones win the Jackpot ♥.
    
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19. ilovecraig09
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    February 4, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    There are only 3 things in life a girl needs:
    1. Love to make her weak
    2. Alcohol to make her strong
    3. Best friends when both make her hit the floor. ♥
    
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20. ilovecraig09
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    February 4, 2011 2:23pm UTC
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