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iliveforJH

1. iliveforJH
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2012 10:48am UTC
   Please don't be in love with someone else...
   Please don't have someone waiting on you. ❤
   
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2. iliveforJH
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   April 15, 2012 10:45am UTC
   ♡I know we're to young to talk about forever..
   but that's what this feels like.♡
   
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3. iliveforJH
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   April 9, 2012 12:04am UTC
   I would drag my balls across a mile of broken glass
   just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie...
   Jenna<3
   
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4. iliveforJH
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   April 7, 2012 6:15pm UTC
   Whenever I text him I feel like
   I'm the most annoying,
   needy person on the planet.
   
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5. iliveforJH
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2012 10:53pm UTC
   finding something that smells like him
   and wanting to glue it to your nose.
   
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6. iliveforJH
   posted a quote
   March 30, 2012 4:37pm UTC
   When you're in the car and your mom just looks at you and says, "so what are you thinking about?" it's like "B*ITCH NONE OF YA BUISNESS!"
   
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7. iliveforJH
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   March 28, 2012 6:30pm UTC
   See that girl? Yeah she's the one who stood up for you. The one who stayed up for you until midnight to talk to you. She's the one who's heart flutters when she gets a simple text from you. She's the one who fought for you, the one that missed and loved you. But by the time you wake up and realize she was the girl for you, she'll be sleeping next to the boy who already knew.
   
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8. iliveforJH
   posted a quote
   March 26, 2012 8:30pm UTC
   Dear Math teacher,
   If jose has 40 chocolate bars, and he eats 35 of them,
   he had diabetes, not 5 chocolate bars.
   kthxbye.<3
   
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9. iliveforJH
   posted a quote
   March 25, 2012 10:27pm UTC
   Anti Jokes #2
   How do you confuse a blonde?
   Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
   
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10. iliveforJH
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    Anti Jokes #1
    Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
    Because he was hit by a bus.
    
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11. iliveforJH
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    March 16, 2012 11:34pm UTC
    Can't set my hopes to high
    'cause every hello
    ends with a goodbye..
    </3
    
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12. iliveforJH
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    the only one you don't feel bad when caught talking with in class... is HIM<3
    
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13. iliveforJH
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    March 4, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Sometimes it's not the person you miss, it's the feeling you had when you were with them. </3
    
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14. iliveforJH
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    March 4, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    That mini heart attack you get
    when you reach into your pocket
    and your phone isn't there...
    
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15. iliveforJH
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    March 4, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    When you look up at him in class,
    and he's already looking at you<3
    
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16. iliveforJH
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    March 4, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Two reasons that I wake up in the morning: 1. My alarm clock
    2. HIM<3
    
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17. iliveforJH
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    March 1, 2012 10:41am UTC
    When you pretend to be writing in class
    so the teacher won't call on you... :/
    
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18. iliveforJH
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    February 19, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    It's funny...... how sitting "boy girl boy girl" used to be a punishment... :]
    
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19. iliveforJH
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    I open my fridge,
    gaze into it for a little while,
    and then walk off..
    
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20. iliveforJH
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one's listening,so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
    
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