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ieatlikeadinosaur

Status: the only reason to stand up is to get food and if you're the real slim shady

Member Since: 11 Jun 2012 05:14pm

Last Seen: 12 Aug 2012 10:38pm

Location: where the unicorns roam freely

Gender: F

user id: 307696

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will the real slim shady please stand up?

welcome to my profile.

MY IDOLS:

Eminem [Slim Shady]

Linkin Park

Thor

Hulk

Wiz Khalifa

Jenna Marbles

Myself

Ed Sheeran
And a bunch of other people that i cant think of right now...

I love hockey

Go Blues,

Blackhawks

and Rangers! :]

HOLY WHACK, UNLYRICAL LYRICS!

if you know where that's from, i love you <3

ieatlikeadinosaur
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 5:38pm UTC

Teenage Post #5935
That awkward moment
when you sing the wrong
part of a song with confidence.

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ieatlikeadinosaur
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 1:20pm UTC

Sunshine
Lo l l i pops
a n d
R a i n b o w s
♥♥♥
everlongs_layouts

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ieatlikeadinosaur
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 12:48pm UTC

i hate it when...
you wake up in the morning
and your not strong
enough to curl your fingers
into a fist

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ieatlikeadinosaur
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 9:12pm UTC

♚
DON'T
KEEP
CALM
SLAP THAT B*TCH,
HARD.

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ieatlikeadinosaur
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 4:16pm UTC

Drake & Josh
Drake Parker: Let's see, the grills are about 40 bucks, right? So if we make 20%, that's...
[tracing in mid-air]
Drake Parker: Eighty dollars a grill!
Josh Nichols: No, move your decimal.
Drake Parker: Oh, right.
[traces in the air again]
Drake Parker: $8,000 a grill!
Josh Nichols: [cutting him off] Eight dollars a grill!

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ieatlikeadinosaur
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Drake & Josh
Drake Parker: What happened to you?
Josh Nichols: Football happened to me. I got pummeled, slugged, and I'm pretty sure someone bit my ankle.
Drake Parker: Well, I'm sorry you didn't make the team.
Josh Nichols: Oh, no, I made the team.
[holds up a jersey]
Josh Nichols: You are looking at Belleview High's brand-new E-QUIPMENT MANA-GER!
[Drake stares at Josh, incredulous]
Josh Nichols: E-QUIPMENT MANA-GER!

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ieatlikeadinosaur
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 3:45pm UTC

Comment your name and fave this quote
and i pinky promise to
write back a name thats perfect for yours :]

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ieatlikeadinosaur
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 6:18pm UTC

Nobody dies a virgin
Life f*cks us all

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ieatlikeadinosaur
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 5:55pm UTC

STAY
GOLD
♥

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