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1. icedance95
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   February 14, 2005 4:42pm UTC
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2. icedance95
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   February 14, 2005 4:42pm UTC
   *A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled
   down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem,
   Officer?"
   "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am
   pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations.
   What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
   He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that
   drivers' license."
   The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman,
   "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk
   and stoned."
   The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get
   far in a stolen car!"
   At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled
   voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"*
   
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3. icedance95
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   February 14, 2005 4:42pm UTC
   *Once there was a man moving to Florida from Illinois. His wife would meet him there the next day. He sent her an e-mail but speeled the address wrong and ended up going to an old lady whos husband recently had passed away. The lady read the message and after fell on the floor dead. The message read
   Dearest Wife,
   I just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
   P.S. Sure is hot down here.*
   
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4. icedance95
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   February 14, 2005 4:41pm UTC
   *A kindergarten class had an hw* assignment to find something exciting at home and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the 1st little boy walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the board and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. "It's a period," he replied. "I can see that," said the teacher, "but what is so exciting about a period?" "Darned if I know," he said, "but this morning my sister was missing one. Mommy fainted, daddy had a heart attack and the boy next door joined the Navy."
   
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5. icedance95
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   January 9, 2005 6:52pm UTC
   Sticks and stones are hard on bones,
   aimed with angry art.
   Words can sting like anything,
   but silence breaks the heart.
   
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6. icedance95
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   January 9, 2005 6:51pm UTC
   I believe in angels,
   the kind that heaven sends.
   I'm surrounded by angels,
   but I call them my best friends
   
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7. icedance95
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   January 9, 2005 6:51pm UTC
   If you would walk 1000 miles to see someone you love for 5 minutes....*copy this into your profile*
   
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8. icedance95
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   January 9, 2005 6:51pm UTC
   Love is so great
   U never want to hate
   The 1 u love
   Need to see
   U want to breath
   whatever they breath
   Be whatever they need
   But u can never be
   Just what they want u to be
   
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9. icedance95
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   January 9, 2005 6:50pm UTC
   ·..·´¨`» ¨* Loved u Yesterday *¨ «´¨`·..·
   ..··..·´¨`» ¨* Love u Still *¨ «´¨`·..··..
   ..··.·´¨`»¨* Alwayz have *¨ «´¨`·.··..
   ·...··.·´¨`»¨* Alwayz Will *¨ «´¨`·.··...·
   
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10. icedance95
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    January 9, 2005 6:50pm UTC
    ºuR sUpPoSeD tO bE sMaRtº
    ºBuT HoW CaN DaT bE TrUeº
    ºiF uR tO sTuPiD tO rEaLiZeº
    ºThAt iM CrAzY bOuT uº
    
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11. icedance95
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    January 9, 2005 6:50pm UTC
    If I could pick any moment
    And always keep it new
    Out of all the moments I've lived
    I'd pick every moment
    I spent..·with you*
    
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12. icedance95
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    January 9, 2005 6:50pm UTC
    To The World You May Be One Person, But To One Person You May Be The World.
    
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13. icedance95
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    January 9, 2005 6:49pm UTC
    If You Want Me To Fall For You..You Better Get Something For Me To Trip Over!
    
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14. icedance95
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    January 9, 2005 6:49pm UTC
    ~*Belly tops, Flip-Flops, Lemonade, In the shade, Blue skys, Hot guys, Late nights, Water fights, Ice-cream, Sweet dreams, Party time, School's out, Sleeping in, Sneaking out, GIRLS ROCK!*~
    
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15. icedance95
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    January 9, 2005 6:49pm UTC
    *a boy gave a girl a dozen roses 11 real 1 fake.And told her they would be together til the very last one died.*
    
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16. icedance95
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    January 9, 2005 6:49pm UTC
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17. icedance95
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    January 9, 2005 6:48pm UTC
    ·´¨`·»K¤I¤¤S¤S¤A¤B¤L¤E«·´¨`·.
    .·´¨`·»H¤U¤G¤A¤B¤L¤E«·´¨`·.
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    »U¤N¤B¤E¤L¤I¤E¤V¤E¤A¤B¤L¤E«
    
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18. icedance95
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    January 9, 2005 6:48pm UTC
    "i DoNt WaLk ArOuNd..TrYiN 2 b WhA Im NoT..i DoNt WasTe My TyMe..TrYiN 2 GeT WhA u GoT..i WoRk At PleAsiN Me N NoT SaTiSfYiN yoO..n DaTz xAcTlY WhA ImMa Do!
    
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19. icedance95
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    January 9, 2005 6:48pm UTC
    :~***people change***~:!
    !:~***thingz go wrong***~:!
    !:~***stuff happens***~:!
    !:~***but life goez on***~:!
    
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20. icedance95
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    January 9, 2005 6:48pm UTC
    I’ve completely
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    N...in *love* with u
    
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