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  1. mmeaghannxo mmeaghannxo
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    Fave if you have loved
    Josh Hutcherson
    since Little Manhattan, Zathura, Bridge to Territbithia and Firehouse Dog, not just the Hunger Games

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 3:39am UTC
    may I just say that you, sir,
    are the kind of boy i would actually make a sandwich for.

  3. TheGirlWhoLived TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    Attractive Person: I wish i had a girlfriend.
    Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.
    nmq;nmf

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    the awkward moment
    w h e n y o u r p a r e n t s h a v e g u e s t s o v e r
    and you don't make it to your room on time, so now you have to socialize.
    f o r m a t b y j i m m y 3 6 5 / t u m b l r

  5. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    *parents are sleeping*
    me: alright better be quiet they need some sleep
    *I'm sleeping*
    parents: ok it's time to vacuum for hours and yell at eachother and put glass in the garbage disposal and land a helicopter on the roof

  6. Savanah2010 Savanah2010
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    Every girl has 3 personalities;
    1.the one when she's with her family
    2.the one when she's with her friends
    3. the one when she's with him <3
    Savanah2010

  7. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Girl: Dear Diary,
    I saw him passing by my way. I used to smile at him but I felt so awkward so I looked the other way. Besides, he's the star of the basketball team. He'll never notice a geek like me.
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Boy: Dear Diary:
    I was walking in the hallway at school today and saw the pretty, smart girl that I usually sit by during chemistry. I tried to smile at her but she looked the other way. Besides, I'm just a guy who can shoot some hoops while she's the pretty honor student. She'll never like a guy like me.

  8. cirkel96 cirkel96
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    You are not ugly
    society is.

  9. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    so this morning...
    I woke up at 7:30,
    and the first thing I did was pick up my phone,
    and started writing a text to 'her'.
    "Good morning beautiful, can't wait to see you today"
    I hit send and started to get ready.
    I wore the hoodie she bought me,
    and wore the cologne I know she loves.
    I set off to the store and bought some chocolates,
    10 roses, her favourite flower,
    that movie she was telling me she wanted to see,
    and a card simply saying "I love you".
    As I was walking home I saw her standing by my door.
    I sneaked up behind her,
    wrapped my arms around her waist,
    and kissed her kneck.
    "Guess who!" I said.
    She giggled and lent over to kiss me.
    I took her hand and led her inside.
    "Mum, this is my girlfriend" I proudly told.
    "I've heard a lot about you!" My mum said.
    She blushed and I kissed her cheek.
    We walked to my room, and sat on the sofa.
    I handed her the bag of chocolates and flowers,
    She grinned with glee,
    I lent forward and kissed her again.
    Then I put on the movie.
    "You remembered!" she said.
    I just smiled.
    We cuddled all through the movie,
    With her feeling safe in my arms.
    "I love you"
    I whispered.
    "I love you too"
    She replied.
    I looked into her beautiful eyes,
    and she looked into mine.
    We were in love.
    And I knew, I never wanted her to leave my side.
    LOL JK
    I GOT A NEW HIGH SCORE IN BLACK OPS
    al nicholas

  10. kimbahhlayx kimbahhlayx
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 6:53pm UTC
    dear santa...
    ^for christmas i'd like....
    NO! WAIT! forget that! , Go & get your sleigh and go to afghanistan, get all the soilders and bring them home safely. they deserve presents more than i do.

    FAVORITE THIS QUOTE TO SHOW RESPECT FOR THE SOILDERS WHO AREN'T COMING HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS. ! MUCH LOVE & SUPPORT TO OUR MILITARY MEN AND WOMEN FIGHTING FOR OUR COUNTRY.
    nmf

  11. Want_Ya Want_Ya
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    There are 6,930,055,154
    people in the world.
    Why are you letting just one
    ruin your life ?
    --Patrick Star

  12. KrystalKastles KrystalKastles
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    I can't wait to get married,because it's like a sleepover every night with your best friend. -my little brother's friend. ♥

  13. iloveyoubabey iloveyoubabey
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 11:13am UTC
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  14. JetsGirlXx18xX JetsGirlXx18xX
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    ♥ When I Told You I Was Sick
    you cried
    When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
    you didn't say good bye.
    I got lucky and got a donor heart
    But When I Came Home
    I Couldn't Find You
    Finally I asked your mom
    && She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
    "Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"

  15. xoGirlInLovexo xoGirlInLovexo
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 4:25pm UTC
    a real boy won't care,
    what the size of your bra is, how large your thighs are, or if you have a big butt. a real boy is going to notice your smile, the way you put your hair behind your ear when you're nervous, your smile, the way your lips move when you are talking, your hysterical way of watching horror movies, your weird way of running, your little obsessions, your exaggerated gestures & the way you pronounce his name. a real boy is going to love you for what you are, not for your outside.

  16. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 9:57pm UTC
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  17. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 6:42pm UTC
    NO MATTER HOW OLD I GET,
    if I see an empty swing, I will run for it ♥

  18. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 7:07pm UTC
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  19. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 10:05pm UTC
    Wake up in the morning:
    [] FEELIN LIKE P.DIDDY
    [✔] FEELING LIKE GOING BACK TO SLEEP

  20. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    *Looking in the mirror*
    Fix hair,
    check teeth
    fix hair
    check butt
    fix hair
    side check
    suck in
    side check
    fix hair.
    *sighs* walks away.

:)

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