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1. ibeabee
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2011 8:06pm UTC
   What do boys do at sleep overs?
   
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2. ibeabee
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2010 4:22pm UTC
   *teenager gets in a car wreck*
   Paramedic: okay, were going to the hospital
   you have 4 broken bones.
   Teenager: okay hold on, let me updated my
   Facebook status.
   
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3. ibeabee
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2010 2:57pm UTC
   Beauty doesn't have the right look.
   Beauty is in the eyes of the creator.
   & that creator says that beauty has no
   D E F I N I T I O N
   
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4. ibeabee
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2010 4:35pm UTC
   THE DAY
   THE WORLD
   ENDS,
   I will be watching eating
   ice cream, saying
   "I told you, 2012."
   
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5. ibeabee
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2010 4:29pm UTC
   Roses are red,
   Violets are blue,
   If I had a brick........
   I'd throw it at you(:
   
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6. ibeabee
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2010 12:39am UTC
   (mom is pregnant)
   ----> Son: What's in there?
   Mom: A baby, your sister!
   Son: Do you love her?
   Mom:Yes, very much!
   Son: THEN WHY DID
   YOU EAT HER?
   Mom: !!!!????
   
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7. ibeabee
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2010 11:24pm UTC
   Dear Santa,
   The day when some guy tells
   kids that your not real,
   he will be named the biggest
   jerk of all time.
   From,
   A Believer
   
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8. ibeabee
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2010 11:09pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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9. ibeabee
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2010 11:02pm UTC
   Well.........
   this a awkward
   moment.
   Better put it
   on Witty(:
   
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10. ibeabee
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 10:57pm UTC
    Dear Fridge,
    Please stop making that annoying
    noise every time I live you open.
    From,
    Annoyed Kid.
    
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11. ibeabee
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 7:16pm UTC
    hide your kids,
    hide your wife,
    & hide your
    husbands.
    home home
    homeboy.
    
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12. ibeabee
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 7:08pm UTC
    the stars & the sun can't
    compare to your
    shininess.
    
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13. ibeabee
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 7:00pm UTC
    Don't push me because I'm to close to
    the edge & I don't don't want to loose my head.
    I love that little fatty penguin.
    
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14. ibeabee
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 6:53pm UTC
    what do tigers dream of......
    when they take a little tiger snooze?☺
    
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15. ibeabee
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 8:55pm UTC
    ☁☁☁
    ***************
    ☃
    x-mas&&molly
    
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16. ibeabee
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 8:45pm UTC
    ☃
    Frosty The Snowman.
    
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17. ibeabee
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 8:34pm UTC
    12 days until the
    big guy comes
    &&
    13 days until we
    open the gifts
    he left for us.
    x-mass&&molly
    allmine!
    
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18. ibeabee
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 8:27pm UTC
    The day pigs start to fly,
    I am in trouble.
    like if you get it
    x-mass&&molly
    
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19. ibeabee
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 8:17pm UTC
    I wish when I go to a smoothie shop,
    there would be a guy selling random
    foods on a stick.
    ♥
    x-mass&&molly
    allmine.
    
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20. ibeabee
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 6:42pm UTC
    Bella: You're pale white & ice cold. I know what you are.
    Edward: Say it......out loud....say it!
    Bella: A snowman.
    ***************
    x-mas&&molly
    
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