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iamtheking

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Member Since: 4 Dec 2009 03:13pm

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iamtheking
posted a quote
December 17, 2009 4:33pm UTC
To BAD
there's no UNDO button
on life :P

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iamtheking
posted a quote
December 7, 2009 10:32pm UTC
So either you are just a complete dick
OR
We can finally prove your gay because you tried to break them up to get with her boyfriend
But just to clarify either way we are not friends

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iamtheking
posted a quote
December 4, 2009 4:03pm UTC
Sir I wanna buy these shoes for my mama please it's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry sir
daddy says there's not much time
you see she's been sick for quite awhile and
I know these shoes will make her smile and I want her to look beautiful if mama meets Jesus tonight
I want her to look beautiful
If mama meets Jesus...Tonight
<3
In Loving Memory of
Renee Wolfarth

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