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i_am_just_a_normal_girl

1. i_am_just_a_normal_girl
   posted a quote
   February 29, 2012 10:43pm UTC
   | ( • )( • ) | Spongebob
   / ( • )( • ) \ Patrick
   ( (•)(•) ) Squidward
   | (•) | Plankton
   |•||•| Mr.Krabs
   mind.blown? i think so..
   
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2. i_am_just_a_normal_girl
   posted a quote
   February 29, 2012 9:44am UTC
   well, apparently...
   Snooki's pregnant...
   ...3 months pregnant...
   
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3. i_am_just_a_normal_girl
   posted a quote
   February 29, 2012 9:30am UTC
   Tweet What You Mean
   And
   Mean What You Tweet
   
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4. i_am_just_a_normal_girl
   posted a quote
   February 29, 2012 9:28am UTC
   When I'm ignoring a phone call
   the phone seems to ring
   much longer then usual..
   
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5. i_am_just_a_normal_girl
   posted a quote
   February 28, 2012 3:52pm UTC
   Pardon me, Sir Gangster? Your trousers are
   descending.
   
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6. i_am_just_a_normal_girl
   posted a quote
   February 27, 2012 11:00pm UTC
   Me: *sneezes*
   Class: *laughs*
   Popular kid: *sneezes*
   Class: God bless you sweetheart! May the Lord protect you from a cold!
   
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7. i_am_just_a_normal_girl
   posted a quote
   February 27, 2012 9:59pm UTC
   Where your pen goes when you drop it:
   2% Conviently right in front of you
   5% A little reach, but only 10 feet away from you
   93% Into another demension...never to be seen again...
   
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8. i_am_just_a_normal_girl
   posted a quote
   February 27, 2012 9:45pm UTC
   you're the reason i wake up every morning<3.
   LOL JK
   i have school.
   
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9. i_am_just_a_normal_girl
   posted a quote
   February 27, 2012 4:52pm UTC
   When a sad song comes on the radio,
   I look out the window,
   and act like I'm in a dramatic movie scene.
   
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10. i_am_just_a_normal_girl
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    Being a person is getting way to complicated,
    time to be a
    unicorn
    
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11. i_am_just_a_normal_girl
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when Dora has more freedom
    then you do..
    
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12. i_am_just_a_normal_girl
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 8:54am UTC
    Saying. "Let's just be friends"
    Is like saying
    "Let's ignore eachother, pretend the other one doesn't exist, never meant anything, and not talk anymore"
    
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13. i_am_just_a_normal_girl
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    ♀+♂=♥.
    ♀+♀=♥.
    ♂+♂=♥.
    Love is Love. Don`t Judge. <3
    
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14. i_am_just_a_normal_girl
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    Admit it
    we all tried to keep a diary, and failed.
    
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15. i_am_just_a_normal_girl
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    I have learned never to look back
    because if Cinderella went back
    to pick up her shoes
    she would have never become a
    princess
    
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16. i_am_just_a_normal_girl
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    February 26, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    i hate that moment
    when you think your period is over
    you come to school not prepared, just chilling
    and all of the sudden your ovaries are all like
    "lol, jusst kiddingg! jokes on you!"
    
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17. i_am_just_a_normal_girl
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    Average Love Story:
    Boy Meets Girl > Boy Wants Girl > Boy Gets Girl > Boy Gets Tired Of Girl > Boy Leaves Girl > Girl Is Left Wondering What She Did Wrong..
    
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18. i_am_just_a_normal_girl
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    February 16, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    No mom,
    I am certainly not arguing with you
    I'm just explaining why I am right
    
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19. i_am_just_a_normal_girl
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    Shut Up,
    There's more d*ck in your personality
    Then there is in your pants..
    
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20. i_am_just_a_normal_girl
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 8:36am UTC
    On the spot,
    I could name a thousand reasons why I hate you
    But, I could also name a million reasons why I love you.
    
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