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  1. suckaa4loveee suckaa4loveee
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    Today, i was in the ocean and
    next to me was this little girl and
    she screamed to her mom " Don't step there! Your gonna kill the Bikini Bottom!
    lmfao
    --------------- ♥ ---------------

  2. IrishRoast247 IrishRoast247
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 3:56pm UTC
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    |||||| Dear Skinny girls who know they are skinny, ||||||
    stop fishing for compliments by saying that you are fat
    Sincerely, say it again and I'll agree with you
    nmf/dbpb
    format by beautyinabox.

  3. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    Start being nice to your mom,
    Because apparently its legal to kill kids now..

  4. Sunshine1995 Sunshine1995
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2011 11:58am UTC
    This one's for Steve,
    No matter how many people complained, or didn't obey the rules,  Steve never gave up on us.
    He does his best to keep the site going, and improve it each day. He does have a life too, and
    he does this for us, all the witty girls. Steve, from all of us to you - thank you for doing what
    you do. We appreciate it, even if we don't tell you - and just complain. We do love you Steve.
     

  5. queenlex13 queenlex13
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 1:55pm UTC
    It went from
    Butterflies
    [[Flying]]
    in my
    Stomach
    To
    Bees
    [[Stinging]]
    me in the
    Heart

  6. Lalalalaurenx3 Lalalalaurenx3
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 11:15am UTC
    1990
    -
    1999
    The 90's babies. Click the heart if you are to, then comment your year (:
    i'm 1994 ! (: .

  7. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 8:41am UTC
    -finished first page of test-
    *flips paper over loudly so everyone knows i'm ahead of them*

  8. brookeewing brookeewing
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 12:23pm UTC
    fav this,
    if you know someone who has or had cancer.♥
    not my format.

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    *HOME ALONE*
    "Well, I hope the neighbors like THIS SONG."

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    ◄☻►
    Whenever someone asks me to recommend a movie
    I suddenly forget every movie ever made

  11. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 6:58pm UTC
    Feeling Like
    a stripper when you take off your clothes to g e t i n a p o o l

  12. xoxocynthia xoxocynthia
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    Imagine
    if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
    -Hello? Mom?
    -No. This is Lady Gaga.

  13. singxlovex4 singxlovex4
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    My 21 year old brother
    had prom a few weeks ago.
    My brother has Down Syndrome..
    He had his first kiss that night with another Down Syndrome girl.
    Fav if you think that's adorable♥

  14. ohdayuuumx3 ohdayuuumx3
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    You know the world is screwed up when
    Casey Anthony is "not guilty"
    Caylee needs her justice

  15. laurababyx0x0 laurababyx0x0
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 3:04pm UTC
    what kind of world do we live in?
    Where Casey Anthony is not guilty. This is a disgrace
    R.I.P. Caylee Anthony

  16. xrawrxitsxjessx xrawrxitsxjessx
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 1:18pm UTC
    Let's set the record straight..
    no one makes me smile like you do. ♥

  17. beenXthereXdoneXthat beenXthereXdoneXthat
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. XxKriis22xX XxKriis22xX
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    I can't stop crying.
    Caylee Anthony needs justice.

  19. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 1:06pm UTC
    &Who else remembers
    "Hey Sweet Thang! ;)"
    from Suite life.

  20. rachellllx23 rachellllx23
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 2:33pm UTC
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Did you honestly think I'd cry over you?
    I told you I loved you,
    You thought it was true.
    Well guess what playa,
    _.·´¯`·×» I just played you .
    nmq/nmf

:)

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