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iHeartMusic97

1. iHeartMusic97
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2012 10:03pm UTC
   It’s okay…
   I’M A NINJA!
   
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2. iHeartMusic97
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2012 10:00pm UTC
   i am me.
   plain. simple.
   
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3. iHeartMusic97
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2012 9:56pm UTC
   My future is so bright
   I Need Shades
   
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4. iHeartMusic97
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2012 9:43pm UTC
   SOMETIMES
   I JUST WANT TO
   RUN AWAY
   AND SEE WHO WILL COME
   AFTER ME.
   
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5. iHeartMusic97
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2012 9:37pm UTC
   LiVE with no excuses
   LOVE with no regrets
   
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6. iHeartMusic97
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2012 11:18pm UTC
   Finish what you started,
   Don't leave me broken hearted ♥
   
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7. iHeartMusic97
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2012 11:08pm UTC
   Cause I've been waiting all day,
   For you to call me baby!
   
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8. iHeartMusic97
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2012 10:36am UTC
   Me: "Mum, Dad I have decided to live on my own from now on."
   Parents: "Okay, good"
   Me: "All your sh*t's outside."
   
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9. iHeartMusic97
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2012 2:33am UTC
   If you don't know the difference between Jai and Luke; You're not a real Janoskianator
   
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10. iHeartMusic97
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 1:29am UTC
    You
    Make Me Wish I Had
    More Middle Fingers.
    
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11. iHeartMusic97
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 1:14am UTC
    Unlike Barbie,
    Me and My Friends
    aren't sold seperately ♥
    
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12. iHeartMusic97
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 2:44am UTC
    Pretending to Never
    get a text from that annoying person who Won't Leave You Alone.
    
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13. iHeartMusic97
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 2:38am UTC
    "I'm a Wizard"
    "Prove it"
    "Sorry, no magic outside Hogwards"
    
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14. iHeartMusic97
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 2:35am UTC
    Drawing an arrow
    at the bottom
    of the paper just to make sure
    the teacher knows to flip it over.
    
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15. iHeartMusic97
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 5:39am UTC
    if you were a
    dinosaur
    you would be a
    b*tch-a-wh*reous
    
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16. iHeartMusic97
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 4:33am UTC
    Zombies eat brains...
    so don't worry, you're safe
    
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17. iHeartMusic97
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 12:52am UTC
    Facebook is like a fridge.
    You know there is nothing
    new inside but you check it
    out every ten minutes.
    
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18. iHeartMusic97
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 12:48am UTC
    RESPECT
    YOUR
    PARENTS
    they pay fo your
    internet
    
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19. iHeartMusic97
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    Brother: How do i get girls to like me?
    Dad: Dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and they'll come running.
    Brother: wtf? dad. no.
    Dad: Then grow a pair and talk to them.
    
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20. iHeartMusic97
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people could learn to manage their f*cking stupidity.
    
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