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iAmSwag
posted a quote
October 25, 2011 2:15am UTC

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♥ ♥ ♥
WHEN SOMEONE
Tries to carry on an awkward conversation and your just like:
"No, Dude stop talking"
♥ ♥ ♥
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iAmSwag
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 2:19am UTC

Hey dad can I have some money for some coke?
Uh sure...... $60 enough?
Dad its only $2.80
Wow the price sure went down from when i was your age...
Dad. Coca-Cola??
Oh...thats what you mean......
nmf.

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iAmSwag
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 2:43am UTC

I Love you ;)
Lol that's as fake as Snooki's Tan
nmf.

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iAmSwag
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 4:54am UTC

Real Eyes
Realize
Real Lies

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iAmSwag
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 8:44am UTC

------------♥------------
If I were a Pancake, I have to say, I'd be a pretty GREAT Pancake.
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iAmSwag
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 8:06am UTC

"Age is Just a number"
"And Jail's Just a Room"
Like Dude, I know you like him but he's done stuff......
A LOT of 'STUFF'
♥

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iAmSwag
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 9:00am UTC

That Awkward Moment
When
Your in a public toilet and you need to pee but you have a feeling someone is secretly listening to you as you go.
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iAmSwag
posted a quote
September 7, 2011 6:56am UTC

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iAmSwag
posted a quote
September 6, 2011 7:40am UTC

I Laugh, I love, I Hope, I try
I hurt,I need, i fear, i cry
And I know you do the same things too.
♥So really we're not that diffrent me and you
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iAmSwag
posted a quote
September 6, 2011 7:25am UTC

*****
You My Friend
You're like a cloud
Once you F*ck off
I Have a Great Day
*****
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iAmSwag
posted a quote
September 6, 2011 5:54am UTC

IfYouSprinkle
WhenYouTinkle :)
BeASweetie&WipeTheSeaty ♥
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iAmSwag
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 6:04am UTC

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
For a fav;
I will write a TRUE sentence on your profile;
but it gotta be a favI'm bore:)
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
NMF
NMF

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iAmSwag
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 3:26am UTC

I WILL SEDUCE YOU WITH MY
AWKWARDNESS
nmf/nmq

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iAmSwag
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 2:35am UTC

-----------♥-----------
Beyoncé's
pregnant
That's gonna be one HOT baby

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iAmSwag
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 6:35am UTC

IfiWasJustAnotherDustyRecordOnTheShelve
Will you blow me off and play me like everybody else?♥
-
Gym Class Heroes.

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iAmSwag
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 6:52am UTC

ThatAwkwardMomentWhen you're having a conversation telling a really awesome story and then you realise no one's listening to you so you stop mid-sentence.

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iAmSwag
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 4:29am UTC

OnlyOneChance
One Bullet in the Gun
This is my life
&&
I only got one

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iAmSwag
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 3:53am UTC

Starting from hear
Let's make a Promise
you & me -
Let's just be Honest

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iAmSwag
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 6:24am UTC

Most of us are
Waiting,Wishing,Dreaming.
That one day,
we don't have to write
Sad love quotes
&&Instead,
live the happy ones.

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iAmSwag
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 5:18am UTC

'That song is SO old'
"So is your Mom but you still listen to her"
♫

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