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iAmFRANCESCA

1. iAmFRANCESCA
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2013 11:40am UTC
   I love being in that mood where everything is hilarious
   
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2. iAmFRANCESCA
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   February 5, 2013 2:28pm UTC
   Listening to someone else's conversation and thinking to yourself;
   ...Lies.....
   .........Obviously.....
   .............................That is the understatement of the century.....
   .......................... .................................WOW you are stupid.................................
   ............................................Shut up..........................
   ........................ I'm bored.................................
   .......... I'm hungry
   
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3. iAmFRANCESCA
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2012 8:48am UTC
   Take any Harry Potter book title and add
   "In My Pants"
   To the end of of it
   comment results ;)
   
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4. iAmFRANCESCA
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   October 7, 2012 10:53am UTC
   Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark
   
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5. iAmFRANCESCA
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   October 7, 2012 10:45am UTC
   Imagine dying
   in your living room
   
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6. iAmFRANCESCA
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   September 30, 2012 3:16pm UTC
   Messing about with your friends in public and then one of you says
   "Are there security cameras here!?!"
   
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7. iAmFRANCESCA
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   September 17, 2012 10:47am UTC
   ABNORMAL
   that word sums up my whole life
   
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8. iAmFRANCESCA
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   September 15, 2012 5:59am UTC
   When your teacher says "Get out"
   You know you won the argument
   
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9. iAmFRANCESCA
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   September 12, 2012 1:19pm UTC
   Me: Hey Mum, can I borrow your nail clippers?
   Mum: What for?
   TO SLAY A DRAGON
   
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10. iAmFRANCESCA
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 8:32am UTC
    Am I the only one who Refuses to cry at the cinema?
    
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11. iAmFRANCESCA
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    December 18, 2011 9:19am UTC
    2011: B*tch your a nerd
    1800: Female dog unfortunatley your superior intelligence has resulted in consequences of you becoming socially deprived, perspiring and warts a pimples owning control over your face, body, and life
    
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12. iAmFRANCESCA
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    December 7, 2011 3:40pm UTC
    2011: I got that moves like Jagger
    1800: I hold residence over those rather spiffy jazz steps
    iAmFRANCESCA Quotes
    
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13. iAmFRANCESCA
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    December 6, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    All I want for Christmas is you BACON
    
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14. iAmFRANCESCA
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    December 6, 2011 3:37pm UTC
    My singing ALWAYS sounds better
    into a hairbrush
    
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15. iAmFRANCESCA
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    November 29, 2011 2:34pm UTC
    There is a difference between wearing make-up
    and looking like Crayola threw up on your face
    
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16. iAmFRANCESCA
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 8:31am UTC
    && Who Else Hates
    the sound of people eating
    
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17. iAmFRANCESCA
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    October 24, 2011 11:59am UTC
    Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
    NotMyFormat&NotMyQuote.
    
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18. iAmFRANCESCA
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:22am UTC
    Dear Walkers,
    I really like your crisps
    So can you maybe start filling the bag to the top because it's a rip-off
    
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19. iAmFRANCESCA
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 11:03am UTC
    Don't you wish you could be happy forever?
    Yes
    No
    
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20. iAmFRANCESCA
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 10:05am UTC
    Blonde jokes #10
    How to keep a blonde amused for
    hours in 3 simple steps
    1. see step two
    2 . see step three
    3 . see step one
    Format By JustADream_Layouts.
    Image 2 of 4
    
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