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1. hyperape
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2009 1:25pm UTC
   How much are you worth??
   Natural Hair Color:
   Brown-$100
   Blonde-$50
   Black - $15
   Bald - $5
   Other-$75
   Total: $100
   Eye Color:
   Brown - $50
   Green - $75
   Blue $150
   Hazel $100
   Other-$15
   Total so far: $175
   Height:
   Over 7′ - $200
   6′8″ to 7′ - $175
   6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
   5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
   5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
   Under 5'4 - $ 95
   Total so far: $270
   Age:
   50 to 56 - $175
   46 to 50 - $150
   41 to 45 - $125
   31 to 40 - $100
   26 to 30 - $75
   21 to 25 - $50
   19 to 20 - $25
   0 to 18 - $100
   Total so far: $370
   Birth Order:
   Twins or more than twins - $750
   First Born - $320
   Only Child - $250
   second born - $150
   Middle child - $100
   Last born - $100
   third born - $550
   fourth born - $300
   fifth born - $400
   sixth born -$215
   Total so far: $520
   Drink?
   I did like once - $400
   Only Holidays - $250
   Sometimes - $215
   YES - $200
   only weekends - $300
   Every other day - $50
   Once a day - $15
   I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
   No - $600
   Total so far: $1120
   Shoe Size:
   13+ - $300
   12 and a half to 13 - $250
   7 to 10 - $500
   11 to 12 - $400
   Under 7- $450
   Total so far: $1570
   Favorite Colors (two):
   Green-$750
   Red - $600
   Black - $100
   Yellow - $475
   Brown - $300
   Purple - $225
   White - $400
   Aqua - $350
   Orange - $300
   Blue - $300
   Pink/Hot pink - $100
   Other - $500
   Total so far: $2420
   Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
   Yes - $0
   Nope-$1,000
   some- $750
   Total: $3170
   ***ALL IS TRUE.
   
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2. hyperape
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   May 29, 2009 3:07pm UTC
   But there is a point ;;
   ` Where you stop being friends,
   And start becoming sisters <3
   
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3. hyperape
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2009 8:30pm UTC
   <A>lways texting?
   of course!
   <B>een with your best friend today?
   i wish! tomorrow though!
   <C>alled someone in the last hour? Who?
   yes! gina! and we are still talking!
   <D>umped someone in the past week?
   nope
   <E>ver been in love?
   i dont think so haha
   <F>orgotten something today? What?
   idk.
   <G>otten to go out of the country before?
   nope
   <H>ow's your day been?
   okay.
   <I>f Brad Pitt saw you on the street tomorrow and asked you to marry him, would you say yes!
   <J>uice flavor?
   kewi
   <K>ill a spider or let it go outside?
   nope
   <L>ast time you watched TV?
   right now
   <M>ilk or orange juice?
   chocolate milk
   <N>umber of kids at your lunch table?
   my whole class
   <O>ne wish?
   for my sister to be nice. or me to be ginas sister
   <P>erson who texted you last?
   gina
   <Q>uiz time! Cinnamon Rolls of Cinnamon Pretzels?
   cinnamon pretzels
   <R>ush hour or run to school?
   run to school!
   <S>wim or ski?
   swim
   <T>ina Fey or Dane Cook?
   dane cook all the way!
   <U>nited States or Canada?
   usa
   <V>egetable?
   scalped potatoes
   <W>ho's your best friend?
   GINA!
   <X>ray's you've had in your life?
   none
   <Y>our fave food?
   scalped potatoes
   <Z>odiac Sign?
   taurus!
   
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4. hyperape
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2009 7:53pm UTC
   April
   -Best friends-
   [Gina Sam Bri Malena]
   nicest-Gina
   meanest-Bri but in the good way
   tallest-Gina
   shortest-Bri
   craziest-All of them.
   smartest-Gina
   dumbest-all
   most athletic-Sam
   most trustworthy-gina
   most likely to end up in jail-Bri or Malena
   most likely to be rich-all
   most likley to be pregnant at 16-Malena she is already married
   most organized-Sam?
   most unorganized-Gina
   best liar-idk.
   always early-Uh..
   always late-All?
   on time-None
   
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5. hyperape
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2009 9:13pm UTC
   Alright, I'm gonna manage to type with my elbow!
   april-april! omg! that's so easy!
   Now, with my elbow and eyes closed!
   april-s;phytlo;. ahahahahahahaha! I got 1 letter right!
   - I don't know. I was bored. Haha.
   
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6. hyperape
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2009 10:22pm UTC
   Haha! That's so funny!
   wait what was it again? lol.
   -It's just something I do alot. lol.
   
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7. hyperape
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2009 9:02pm UTC
   No need to rate this guys. Just need to put it somewhere
   44 Secrets -
   Be honest no matter what!
   One: Would you date your number one?
   no!
   Two: Where was your default picture taken?
   its an icon
   Three: What's your middle name?
   why do you need to know?
   Four: What is your favorite color(s)?
   flourescent green
   Five: Does the person you like, like you back?
   well my friend says he does so i don't know.
   Six: When is your birthday?
   okay again, why?
   Seven: Are you mad at anyone?
   nope
   Eight: What color shirt are you wearing?
   blue
   Nine: If you were going on a TV show, which one would it be?
   uh.....Wizards of Waverly Place maybe.
   Ten: Are you imagining anyone naked right now?
   no? eww.
   Eleven: Did you ever sneak into an R rated movie?
   nope
   Twelve: Ever had a near death experience?
   nope i don't think so.
   Thirteen: Something you do a lot?
   eat and text
   Fourteen: How old will you be in 12 months?
   87
   Fifteen: Do you want to see somebody right now?
   yes! my best friend and my crush!
   Sixteen: How many piercings do you have?
   1?
   Eighteen: who would you do anything for?
   my best friend
   Nineteen: What are you doing right now?
   this, watching television, drinking Arizona and texting.
   Twenty: Do you miss anyone?
   Mhm. Two people.
   Twenty-One: Do you still talk to your ex?
   i don't have one
   Twenty two: Biggest fear?
   ummmm threats.
   Twenty-Three: Where is your ex?
   like i said before i don't have an ex and second of all STALKERISH!
   Twenty-Five: What did you do last night?
   memory loss. i forgot.
   Twenty-Six: what woke you up?
   my noisy family.
   Twenty-Seven: Speak any other languages?
   nope
   Twenty-Eight: What's your favorite type of flower?
   daisy or lilly
   Twenty-Nine: Would you rather be at the beach or the lake?
   beach.
   Thirty: Are you mean?
   nope. i don't think so..............
   Thirty-One: Do you like rain?
   sometimes
   Thirty-Two: What are you thinking about right now?
   what i'm typing. and why!
   Thirty-Three: What should you be doing right now?
   studying
   Thirty-Four: What's your favorite food?
   pot roast
   Thirty-Five: Are you hurting anywhere?
   blisters
   Thirty-Six: Is your christmas tree taller than you?
   mhm. every year
   Thirty-Seven: Who was the last person you yelled at?
   sister i think i don't know.
   Thirty-Eight: Can you live without your cell phone?
   doubt it
   Thirty-Nine: Who is the last person you said I Love You to?
   my best friend!
   Forty: Are you a dork?
   always.
   Forty-One: What are you listening to?
   me typing and the television.
   Forty-Two: Do you have a significant other?
   ?
   Forty-Three: Favorite Band?
   paramore?
   Forty-Four: How are you feeling?
   alright.
   
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8. hyperape
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   May 10, 2009 8:20pm UTC
   1. What is your name?
   April
   2. Whats the best colorr?
   like flourescent green
   3. Who`s the 11th person on your cells recieved call listt?
   idk. it doesn't say and why do you need to know. wow.
   4. Fav song?
   it changes like every week
   5. Fav love Quote/lyrics?
   Um. So Close by Jennette McCurdy is pretty darn good.
   6. The last text you recieved and who`s it from?
   Lol! Mhm! from Gina.
   7. Do you like taking surveys?
   yes i do.
   8. Single or Taken?
   single, sadly.
   9. What color is your shirt?
   blue? why do you need to know?
   10. Do you have any pets?
   yes two.
   11. Did you enjoy this?
   sureeeeee.
   
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9. hyperape
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   May 10, 2009 8:02pm UTC
   You know when you're obsessed with your crush when,
   You get out of your seat
   when your crush does
   so you can stand next to him when the class leaves.
   no offense to people who do that. cuz truthfully. i do it too!
   
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10. hyperape
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    May 10, 2009 7:30pm UTC
    Name: April
    Nick Name: A-pee Ape
    Age:11
    Birthday: April 28
    Birthplace: Chicopee
    Eye Color: green and blue and gray
    Hair Color: Dirty Blonde, brown
    Height: 4 9
    Weight: nope
    Lefty or Righty: Right
    Zodiac Sign: Taurus
    Drive: i wish
    Color: Fluorescent green lime green and baby blue
    Number: 6
    Band: i have soooo many. dont know where to start.
    Movie: again so many twilight and Hannah Montana
    Cartoon: Spongebob and Fairly Odd Parents
    Sport: dance soccer kind of gymnastics
    Fast Food: subway and burger king
    Food: POT ROAST!
    Ice Cream: any kind i love!
    Cereal: some special k blueberry thing
    Candy: almost everything.
    Drink: Arizona
    Quote: to many.
    Have Any Siblings: a sister
    Have Any Fears: oh yes.
    Have A Bedtime: nahhh.
    Want To Go To College: yup
    Get Along With Your Parents: mhm. sometimes. more on the get along side
    Swear: nope
    Cheated: nope....... i think
    In A Relationship: i want too
    Have A Crush On Someone: YES!
    Been Dumped: nope
    Dumped Someone: nope
    Black Or White: both
    Rock Or Rap: both
    Chocolate Or Vanilla: vanilla. i only like chocolate bars and chocolate milk
    French Toast Or French Fries: French Fries
    Strawberries Or Blueberries: Strawberries
    Cookies Or Muffins: Cookies
    Winter Or Spring Break: SPRING BREAK!!!!!
    Hugs Or Kisses: Both of course!! (:
    Danced In Public: Duh
    Smiled For No Reason:Yes
    Laughed So Hard You Cried: yeah i do everyday basiaclly haha. its my best friend's fault
    Talked To A Stranger: yup haha.
    Drank Alchol: noooooooo
    Like Being Tickled: yeah. sometimes. im not that ticklish though
    What Are Your Goals: i got alot of goals.
    Are Your Fingers Tired: no?
    Tired Of This Survey: nope, i love surveys.
    Happy Now: nope
    
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11. hyperape
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    May 10, 2009 6:29pm UTC
    Bedroom Survey
    How many windows are in your room?
    1
    What color are your walls?
    baby blue
    Hardwood floor, tile, or carpet?
    hardwood floor
    Do you get ready for the day in your room or the bathroom?
    my room
    What size bed do you have?
    twin :(
    What does your comforter look like?
    its purple
    Is your room big?
    not at all. its smaller than a hotel room
    Is it clean?
    haha. this survey is funny. (no it not clean)
    Do you have a ceilling fan?
    nope
    Do you have a night light?
    nope
    Do you have the following in your room:
    desk {x}
    more than 3 sources of light {x}
    cellphone {x}
    chair/dish chair {x}
    book shelf {x}
    dresser {x}
    TV {x}
    CD player/stereo {x}
    bean bag chair { }
    laptop {x}
    posters {}
    paintings {}
    pictures {x}
    walk in closet {}
    large mirror {x}
    bed drumset {}
    bathroom {}
    clock {x}
    clothes on the floor {x}
    box of tissues {x}
    guitar {}
    lava lamp {}
    smoke detector {}
    piano/keyboard {}
    bongos {}
    a bin {x}
    locking door {}
    can of soda {}
    bottle of water {}
    playstation or another game source {x}
    a blacklight {}
    something about your own country {}
    medals {x}
    trophies {x}
    awards {x}
    water polo ball {}
    soccer ball {}
    softball stuff {}
    cheerleading stuff {}
    school stuff {x}
    college stuff {}
    beach ball {}
    over 100 cds {}
    surround sound {x}
    sofa {}
    flag {}
    stop sign {}
    caution tape {}
    any type of gun {}
    dog bed {}
    calendar {x}
    
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12. hyperape
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    May 10, 2009 6:04pm UTC
    __Your 'Firsts'___
    22. First best friend: Gina
    23. First Award: my pre school diploma?
    24. First Sport You Joined: dance
    25. First pet: dog
    26. First Real Vacation: Maine
    27. First Concert: Kelly Clarkson
    28. First Love: cookies
    ___ Favorites___
    29. Movie: Twilight and Hannah Montana
    30. TV program: oh wow, i have alot
    31. Color: fluorescent green/lime green,baby blue
    32. Rapper: Kanye West
    33. Band: Paramore
    34. Song: boom boom pow-Black Eyed Peas
    35. Friends: hmm i got 1
    36. Sweet: Ice Cream
    37. Sport to Play: dancing
    38. Restaurant: Friendly's
    39 Brand: i don't know!
    40. Store: Hollister, Delila's, and.... i don't know.
    41. School Subject: English.
    42. Animal: Dog.
    43. Book: twilight
    44. Magazine: pop star
    45. Shoes: Ballet flats, flip flops, Uggs
    ___Currently___
    46. Feeling: crappy (monsterous headache0
    47. Single or taken: Single
    48. Have a crush: yes!
    49. Eating: Reese's Pieces.
    50. Drinking: nothing
    51. Typing: This sentence.
    52. Online: no, dur.
    53. Listening To: boom boom pow
    54. Thinking About: what i'm writting write now.
    55. Wanting To: go out with my crush. sleepover my bff's house. winning $100,000,000,000
    56. Watching: this screen
    57. Wearing: jeans and an blue abercrombie shirt
    ___Your Future___
    58. Want Kids?: 1 or 2
    59. Want to be Married?: mhm
    60. Careers in Mind: being or famous or an intern
    61. Where do you want to live: in Massachusetts where i am right now
    62. Car: ford all the way baby!
    1. Full Name: April
    2. Nicknames: A-pee, Ape
    3. Birthday: April :)
    4. Place of Birth: a hospital
    5. Zodiac Sign: taurus
    6. Male or Female: Female
    7. Year at College: not there yet
    8. School: elementary
    9. Occupation: jobless
    10. Residence: ?
    11. AIM Screen Name: nope.
    ___Have you ever______
    78. Kissed a Stranger: yup. i walk up to random people and give em a kiss. omg! noooo!
    79. Had Alcohol: nooooooo
    80. Smoked: no and never will
    81. Ran Away From Home: No.
    82. Broken a bone: Never.
    83. Got an X-ray: nope.
    84. Had a serious relationship: i want too
    85. Broken Someones Heart: i don't think so
    86. Broke Up With Someone: No.
    87. Cried When Someone Died: duh
    88. Cried At School: yupp.
    ___Do You Believe In___
    89. God: Yes.
    90. Miracles: Yeah.
    91. Love At First sight: kinda.
    92. Ghosts: Maybe.
    93. Aliens: nope
    94. Soul Mates: yup
    95. Heaven: mhm
    96. Hell: mhm
    97. Angels: mhm
    98. Kissing on The First Date: mhm
    99. Horoscopes: i guess? i read like 1 horoscope and it really happend so yeah.
    
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13. hyperape
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    May 9, 2009 10:42pm UTC
    YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:
    (first pet + car you want)
    muffen ford
    YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME:
    (“The” + your favorite hobby/craft + favorite weather element + “Tour”)
    the dancing sunny tour
    YOUR COUNTRY MUSIC STAR NAME:
    (first name of favorite actress/actor + favorite month)
    Taylor April
    YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
    favorite color + favorite animal)
    lime green monkey
    YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
    (middle name + city where you were born)
    Lynn No
    YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
    (the first three letters of your last name + first two letters of your first)
    thrap
    SUPERHERO NAME
    (“The” + second favorite color + favorite drink)
    the fluorescent yellow/green chocolate milk
    NASCAR NAME:
    (the first names of your grandfathers)
    Richard Samuel
    STRIPPER NAME:
    (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent + favorite candy)
    Vanilla Tootsie Roll that sounds wrong.
    WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
    (mother’s and father’s middle names )
    Lynn and Joseph
    TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME:
    (Your fifth grade teacher’s last name + a major city that starts with the same letter)
    Crane Cleveland
    SPY NAME/BOND GIRL:
    (your favorite season/holiday + flower)
    Spring Christmas Daisy i like spring and Christmas
    CARTOON NAME:
    (favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or y)
    Watermelon Kohlsie
    HIPPY NAME:
    (what you ate for breakfast + your favorite tree)
    Hash Brown Maple
    VAMPIRE NAME:
    (Name you want + Cullen)
    Bella Cullen omg! thats so weird!
    
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14. hyperape
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    May 9, 2009 10:08pm UTC
    1.) What is your name?
    april
    2.) Do you find it annoying when surveys ask for your name?
    yeah. why do you even care? lol jk. idk.
    3.) What do you plan to buy in the future?
    idk. what ever life brings me. lol.
    4.) Where did you get the underwear you are currently wearing?
    a store?
    5.) How many pairs of Converse do you own?
    idk. 1 maybe.
    6.) Who is your favorite “That ’70s Show” character?
    kelso
    If there is a mummy standing behind you what do u do?
    scream and run
    what do u think of Miley Cyrus ?
    pretty good. her movie is as good as twilight.
    9.) Do you tend to think that you are always right?
    um. i don't know to tell you the truth.
    10.) Top Five Favorite Songs:
    boom boom pow, day 'n' nite, crush, a little too not over you, come on get higher.
    11) Have you thought more about your funeral, or your wedding?
    wedding!12.)dinosaurs or unicorns?
    unicorns
    13.) What is your favorite musical?
    the only one I've been to is The Little Mermaid in Disney World. like 5 years ago.
    14.) You need new jeans. Where do you go?
    everywhere. but probably Kohl's.
    15.) Do you think this is boring?
    nope. surveys are fun! =D
    16.) The Wii or Xbox 360?
    Wii.
    17.)Team Demi/Selena or Team Miley?
    both teams.
    18.) Do you know many Josh's?
    2
    19.) What do you think of the Jonas Brothers?
    they're pretty awesome.
    20.)Have you ever slept in a tent, indoors or out?
    yupp. indoors. =D
    21.) What is your favorite kind of Girlscout cookie?
    mint.
    22.)do u enjoy surveys
    yes i do.
    23.)What do you hear at the moment?
    the fan, television, music and me typing.
    24.)y do you think so many people love myspace?
    i do not know.
    what think of people who do illegal drugs?
    dumb. make the legal. have peace in this world!
    do u watch the olympics
    yes!
    What are your top five favorite stores?
    Hollister, Aeropostle, Kohl's, Wal*Mart, and Verizon Wireless!
    
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