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  1. hottie3lol hottie3lol
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I love you!
    Boy: I love you more!
    *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
    Girl: Where is he?
    Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
    Girl: (Starts crying)
    Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

  2. hottie3lol hottie3lol
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    I love him
    <3 :P

  3. hottie3lol hottie3lol
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    Guys,
    my best guy friend is now my boyfriend
    <3

  4. hottie3lol hottie3lol
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 11:58am UTC
    Akward moment;
    when the joke is over and your still laughing

  5. hottie3lol hottie3lol
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 8:33am UTC
    EATHING:
    with me crush:*takes a few tiny bites*
    at home,alone: NOM NOM NOM!!!!!
    <3

  6. hottie3lol hottie3lol
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 8:21am UTC
    Yea i miss YOU
    But i defintely
    dont miss who
    you've
    become.

  7. hottie3lol hottie3lol
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 7:57am UTC
    Teacher:
    Where are you going for the summer!?
    Most people:
    EGYPT,IRELAND,PARIS!!!!
    ME:
    McDonalds.....

  8. hottie3lol hottie3lol
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    YOU have the control pannel at your fingertips,
    YOU just need to find which button to click!
    YOU always had it!
    And YOU will NEVER loose it!

  9. hottie3lol hottie3lol
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    You ask me what wrong, I say nuthing; then I turned around and wispered EVERYTHING! </3

  10. hottie3lol hottie3lol
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    When i SAW you i was afraid to MEET you
    When i MET you i was afraid to KISS you
    When i KISSED you i was afraid to LOVE you
    Now that i LOVE you i am afraid to LOse you <3

  11. hottie3lol hottie3lol
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    Hey, I'm new to Witty,
    anyone wanna be friends?

:)

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