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  1. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    'ARE YOU CALLIN ME A LIAR?!'
    "I ain't callin you a truther!''


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. HometownHero HometownHero
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    Sometimes human males have these nice faces and it’s so stressful

  4. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    Harlem Shakes sound good. Where can I get one?

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 12:53am UTC
    it is the year 1800
    a little girl sees her brothers wearing trousers
    she thinks trousers are really cool
    she asks her mum if she can have trousers just like them
    the mum thinks her daughter should be allowed to.
    the mum makes the girl a pair of trousers.
    "oh god what are you doing" everyone says
    "trousers are only meant for boys" everyone says
    "it will make her a lesbian" everyone says
    "she needs to dress like a girl" everyone says
    "she will get bullied by the other kids" everyone says
    it is the year 2000
    "i can't believe that there was a time when
    they didn't think it was ok for woman to
    wear pants!" everyone says
    it is the year 2020
    a little boy sees his sisters wearing skirts
    he thinks skirts are really cool
    he asks his mum if he can have a skirt just like them
    the mum thinks her son should be allowed to
    the mum makes the boy a skirt
    "oh god what are you doing" everyone says
    "skirts are only meant for girls" everyone says
    "it will make him gay" everyone says
    "he needs to dress like a boy" everyone says
    "he will get bullied by the other kids" everyone says
    it is the year 2300
    "i can't believe there was a time when
    people didn't think it was ok for a boy
    to wear skirts and dresses!" everyone says
    it is the year 2500
    "i can't believe that people used to be
    judged and restricted by the clothes
    they wore and the gender society told
    them they were," everyone says, "we
    have much bigger issues to worry
    about and what clothes someone
    chooses to wear is really the least
    of our problems."

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    that one celebrity where you can't decide if you want to kiss them, marry them, be their child, be their parent or just be them because they are that awesome.

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 11:08pm UTC
    If you're ever late for class or school, here are some excuses.
    1) I was just really, really early for tomorrow
    2) We can't all be Usain Bolt
    3) In this day and age, we shouldn't use labels like "late"
    4) I had PE first period. Do you really blame me?
    5) My brother thought that it'd be hilarious to drop me off outside the prison gates
    6) You can't tell me how to live my life
    7) #YOLO
    8) My legs fell off and I had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic
    9) There was a freak yachting accident
    10) Do you even read these?
    11) "It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop."
    12) I spent my entire night writing Tom Daley fanfiction
    13) My father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago. Do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight?
    14) Sarah Palin and I got in a twitter war and I couldn't let her win
    15) Traffic jammy jammy jam
    16) How can we go to school when Tom Daley
    17) My sim was having an emotional breakdown and I needed to be there for her
    18) I was sticking it to the man
    19) I spent my entire night worrying if I would ever get a boyfriend
    20) My meth lab caught on fire
    21) My bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be
    22) I was sad
    23) It was a nice day, so I walked leisurely
    24) 2 kool 4 skool
    25) I had to stop, collaborate, and listen
    26) I tried
    27) A haiku about my lateness:
    late late late late late
    late late late late late late late
    late late late late late
    28) I was fashionably late
    29) I was caught in a flash mob
    30) I didn't choose the late life, the late life chose me

  8. fluorescent adolescent* fluorescent adolescent*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    my science teacher: with the internet, i have all of the human knowledge at my fingertips, all the discoveries and every single bit of knowledge ever known by mankind, and i use it to look at funny pictures of cats.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    once i saw a guy at WalMart that
    looked like Morgan Freeman
    and he saw he staring at him and pointed at me and said "I'M NOT
    MORGAN FREEMAN"
    format jimmy365


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1884
    Sleeping half
    naked, then having your
    dad rip the covers off you
    in the morning to wake
    you up.
    tumblr

  13. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1888
    When your mom
    won't let you hang out with
    guys alone, because she
    was a wh.ore in high school
    and thinks you're going to
    do what she did.
    tumblr

  14. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1889
    When the only
    people who say you are
    beautiful are creepy
    old men.
    tumblr

  15. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1891
    When your hair
    looks amazing right
    before you go to bed.
    tumblr

  16. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1892
    When your doctor
    asks you if you drink,
    smoke, or are sexually
    active, you instantly
    say no.
    tumblr

  17. girl_on_fire_xoHG girl_on_fire_xoHG
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    Life is like a camera. Just focus on what’s important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t turn out – take another shot.
    ~Unknown

  18. girl_on_fire_xoHG girl_on_fire_xoHG
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    Mean Girls Quote #69:
    Homeschooled Boy: And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs..... And the homosexuals. AMEN.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:09am UTC
    i just realized that if my life were made into
    a movie, it'd either be extremely sad, long and occasionally good. or extremely boring while i watch netflix in my room with my cats.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:15am UTC
    saying "no" before someone even
    finishes their question/statement.

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