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holley107

1. holley107
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2011 9:48am UTC
   Just because the music i listen to is heavy metal, death metal, and scremo doesn't mean that i should wear all black, or that i cant be a cheerleader.
   High School Sucks
   
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2. holley107
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2011 9:43pm UTC
   That Hilarious Moment When You Say:
   You: "Mom guess what I got on my test."
   Mom: "A 100%!?"
   You: "No"
   Mom: "Then what did you get?"
   You: "A 99%"
   Mom: "Oh my god WTF is wrong with teachers these days? Cant you just give the kids that one damn extra point? I mean no one cares if you got half of the question wrong on two questions!"
   You: "The teachers do."
   Mom: "Nobody likes those stupid teachers!"
   
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3. holley107
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2011 2:19pm UTC
   Unicorns & Glitter!
   Fav if you just thought of the progressive commercial
   <3
   
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4. holley107
   posted a quote
   March 27, 2011 2:33pm UTC
   Does anyone else sleep with a hammer in their closet just in case?
   
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5. holley107
   posted a quote
   March 26, 2011 11:42pm UTC
   Me: r u adopted?
   ....................................... .
   Guy: yah howd u know?
   Me: i didn't it is just a random question i ask people wen i have nothing else to say.
   
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6. holley107
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   March 26, 2011 9:46pm UTC
   Me: Why do u always look at girl's chests?
   Guy: Is it that obvious?
   
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