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  1. hariboteddy hariboteddy
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 12:38pm UTC
    wanna see a magic trick....
    im going to make this cake dissappear..

  2. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 12:37pm UTC
    Miley Cyrus Before: "You're a true friend, you're here till the end. You put me aside when something ain't right, talk with me now and in through the night..." <3
    Miley Cyrus Now: "To my homegirls here with the big butts, shaking it like we at a strip club!"

  3. zeel7 zeel7
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 12:26pm UTC
    When a girl changes in fornt of you, she's either really interested in you or you're level 99 friend zoned.
    Or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet.

  4. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 12:36pm UTC
    Same sh*t,
    JUST A DIFFERENT DAY.

  5. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 11:38am UTC
    a poem about bugs
    if it can fly
    it should die

  6. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 11:48am UTC
    i thought opening a door for a lady was the polite thing to do, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane

  7. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 11:51am UTC
    why do blind people walk their dogs so much


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 12:26pm UTC
    So hold me close and say three words
    like you used to do. Dancing on the kitchen tile
    it's all about you.

  10. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 5:05pm UTC
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    Nobody's gonna see me comin'
    nobody's gonna hear a sound
    No matter how hard they tryin'
    no stoppin' me since i've found my inner ninja.

  11. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    As I look in the mirror i don't like what I see,
    I'm nearly 14 and I can't believe that it's me,
    I hate who I am and what i'm becoming,
    But the feelings blur and leave me with numbing.

  12. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 11:54am UTC
    Format chickittylover
    I say the same thing twice, I'm awkward when I speak,
    Ain't got the perfect smile, don't turn heads on my street,
    Trying to be a superstar like everybody else, but being
    »»» myself is something I do well. «««

  13. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 9:26pm UTC
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    It's funny. You work so hard,
    YOU DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO GET AWAY FROM A PLACE,
    and when you finally get your chance to leave,
    you find a reason to stay.
    Please don't remove this!

  14. mermaidkisses mermaidkisses
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    stones taught me to fly
    love taught me to lie
    life taught me to die. so it's not hard to fall,
    when you float like a cannonball
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

  15. mermaidkisses mermaidkisses
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    I don't know if you can hear me,
    or if you're even there. i don't know if you will
    listen to a gypsie's
    prayer

  16. mermaidkisses mermaidkisses
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    your brown eyes,
    goodbye, goodnight. i should tell you.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. Nevershoutneverlover Nevershoutneverlover
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    EVERYONE PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT DO THIS OFTEN SO PLEASE TAKE THE CHANCE TO READ!
    My cousin matthew was deployed, we have no clue to where he has been stationed and we won't know until he gets back, and that may be in a year or 2. He is my Favorite cousin and I didn't get to see him before he left. Recently, the town that we live in has been flooded and several of my family members have been affected. My cousin got to stay home for a couple of days to help out. His sargent called him today and told him he needed to be at the airport. He called my aunt and told my aunt to tell me that he better see me at the airport when he gets back. We have never been this far apart from eachother, not only are we cousins, he's my BESTFRIEND. Like I said, I normally don't do this, but I wish that everyone would please pray for him to come home alive!
    Matthew please be safe, I love you so much and don't worry i'll be there with a sign waiting for you. I am so proud of you!
    Love always,
    Bri<3

  19. mermaidkisses mermaidkisses
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    don't be sorry. i trusted you.
    my mistake, not yours.

  20. addictedtonutella addictedtonutella
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    People who don't know
    me think I'm quiet.
    People who do know
    me wish I was

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