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  1. hollisterchick4 hollisterchick4
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2010 12:56pm UTC
    Did you know..
    kissing for one-minute burns 26 calories.
    so, wanna work-out with me ? (;
    credit to whoever. <3

  2. jessxsmile jessxsmile
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2010 12:41am UTC
    I always wonder why the keyboard
    isnt in alphabetical order.

  3. jessxsmile jessxsmile
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2010 12:38am UTC
    Making your friend laugh when
    they are reading in front of the class.

  4. ExoticDesirex3 ExoticDesirex3
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 4:07am UTC
    To hell with my pride.
    Tonight, i want to cry.

  5. beliebinchances beliebinchances
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 3:59pm UTC
    George Lopez:
    i'll be like a ninja fish. i sneak up on you then
    WOOOOPAAHHH
    i getchaa!

  6. EmmaleeeGrace EmmaleeeGrace
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 4:56pm UTC
    Getting All Comfortable And Relaxed And Then Realizing You Left The Remote Halfway
    Across The Room .

  7. sweetstar1 sweetstar1
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 7:32pm UTC
    Love
    & remember your first love.
    yeah him.
    he was the one who set
    your standards for
    format credit: sillyslinky


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. EmmaleeeGrace EmmaleeeGrace
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 2:26am UTC
    98% of the people at my school are fake , two faced or liars .

  10. lauurennx3 lauurennx3
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 6:08pm UTC
    Today,
    is 90210

  11. EmmaleeeGrace EmmaleeeGrace
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 2:38am UTC
    We Get It , You Have A Boyfriend. But You Don't Have To Remind
    Us In Every Status Update.

  12. quotemespeechlessx quotemespeechlessx
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 12:18am UTC
    Remember all those times
    I swore that I needed you?
    Well, consider them lies. Because baby, here I am
    without you, and I survived.
    -LilWayne

  13. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 12:40am UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. tay96 tay96
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 4:33am UTC
    Don't be afraid of death
    Be afraid of an unlived lived life
    You don't have you live forever
    you just have to live

  15. BipolArChiCKy BipolArChiCKy
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 4:10am UTC
    You take my hand, and you say you've changed,
    but boy you know your beggin' don't fool me.
    Because to you it's just a game.
    You know it's just too little too late ♥
    Format Credit - Unseen_Dreams

  16. afe505 afe505
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 4:18am UTC
    [*Backgrounds;;]
    Hot Pink backround ; <div style="background-color: #ff0066;">
    Coral Pink backround ; <div style="background-color: #ff3333;">
    Orange backround ; <div style="background-color: #ff6600;">
    Yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    Gold backround ; <div style="background-color: #ffcc00;">
    Lime Green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    Bright Green backround ; <div style="background-color:#00ff00;">
    Cyan backround ; <div style="background-color: cyan;">
    Sky Blue backround ; <div style="background-color: #0099ff;">
    Torquoise backround ; <div style="background-color: #006666;">
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    Purple backround ; <div style="background-color: #9900ff;">
    Dark Purple backround ; <div style="background-color: #330066;">
    Not mine thought I would just repost it((:

  17. JsOcCeRChIcK12 JsOcCeRChIcK12
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 6:43pm UTC
    when something randomly falls in your room at night and you have a mini heart attack.

  18. PersonWho PersonWho
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 1:05pm UTC
    One day on a school day, there were three students who were late to class.
    Here is how is went:
    Boy 1: "Sorry I am late Ms. Toya"
    Teacher: "So why are you late?"
    Boy 1: "I was on top of Cherry Hill."
    (The the next boy came in)
    Teacher: "Now why are you late to class?"
    Boy 2: "I was on top of Cherry Hill"
    (Then a girl came in)
    Girl: "Sorry Ms. Toya, I was--"
    Teacher: "Let me guess, you were on top of Cherry Hill?"
    Girl: "I am Cherry Hill."
    All Mine

  19. Calixte Calixte
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 6:54pm UTC
    If there was one thing that I could
    t e l l y o u . . .
    it would be,
    I love your laugh and i love your smile,
    I love the way your hair always looks exactly right,
    I love it when we laugh crazily on the street at something random,
    and everyone stared at us,
    ([as if we're crazy])
    and maybe we are; but that's totally fine by me,
    Because we're crazy together.
    and i wouldn't have it any other way, for ever and ever and ever:
    and that's just how long
    I want to be with you.
    /////////>but all that comes out is <::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|
    no, that's fine. Say hi to her for me.

  20. Hazel_Eyes_09 Hazel_Eyes_09
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 10:11pm UTC
    so when something
    tragic happens
    you call 911.
    ***
    the most tragic day
    was on 9/11.
    ***
    coincidence?

:)

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