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  1. sara2828 sara2828
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 9:43am UTC
    Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
    Jack got high, pulled down his fly and asked Jill if she wanna
    Jill said yes
    Pulled up her dress and a little fun
    But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

  2. Himynameisbob Himynameisbob
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    Tell your boxers It's rude to point.

  3. Wordofthepeople Wordofthepeople
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    S. IX
    C. RAPPY
    H. HOURS
    O. OF
    O. OUR
    L. LIVES

  4. Himynameisbob Himynameisbob
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    Love is my perfect murder.... </3

  5. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    Me: is that cake
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Ok just 1 peice
    *10 minutes later*
    Brother: Wheres the cake
    Me: ....
    Me: idk

  6. bellaboo143 bellaboo143
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    My period is
    like Adele...
    it comes out of the blue and uninvited ._.

  7. suds suds
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 5:14am UTC
    *me eating food in the car with mom.
    Me: Mom, I need more pants.
    Mom: She says as she puts another potato wedge in her mouth.
    Oh mother dear..

  8. music19 music19
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 8:02am UTC
    facebook Status #1
    Katie
    Don't you love it when you stop the microwave at 00:01,and you feel like a bomb specialist.
    4 hours ago · comment · like
    (Fakenames)

  9. herromynameisdjnotnice herromynameisdjnotnice
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    just because we dont talk dont mean that i dont miss you


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  12. lucysmithers lucysmithers
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    Face your fears
    Chapter 1
    I couldn't believe it, it was like my dream in reality. No way could this be my new house, no way could I live here, just no way! I had to actually pinch myself to make sure I wasn't in my nightmare, it was just too freaky. I looked at my parents hoping they felt the same chilling vibe as me, but no to them this was the perfect house and they instantly began un-packing.
    Hmm maybe I was over reacting, maybe it was the perfect place to live? My parents had looked at SO many houses and chose this one so they had to be something good about it.. right? I decided to go check out my room, my parents had assured me it was much bigger and nicer than my old room so I suppose that cheered me up. I ran upstairs and thats when I got the biggest shock of my life, there in front of me was those dusty old creaky stairs leading up to the attic, and thats when I realised I was actually living my nightmare.
    Hehhe I found this on my laptop, I wrote it a while ago when I was 11 or 12 I dunno I compleatly forgot about it and now I found it I decided to put it on witty :p If you want the next chapters I'll put them on :') Hahh if you like please favour its not that great though but I was only youngissh :p Anyway yeah! Love Lucy x Oh and format is by me so if you use it then make sure to give me credit LucySmithers ;)


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  14. LolaDog1999 LolaDog1999
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    Whenever something says
    *Very Hot Please Do Not Touch*
    I feel the urge to touch it...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    Taking off your headphones and
    checking how loud your music is, 'cause you think it might be too loud.

  17. ImOnlyATeen ImOnlyATeen
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    ♥fav this. &I will follow you. im sick of my witty being boring

  18. awkwardpenguin97 awkwardpenguin97
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    Friend: Spell toast.
    Me: T-O-A-S-T
    Friend: Say it 5 times.
    Me: Toast toast toast toast toast
    Friend: Say it 3 more times.
    Me: Toast toast toast
    Friend: What do you put in a toaster?
    Me: TOAST! HAH I WIN!!!
    Friend: Really? Cuz I put in bread.
    Me: ...

  19. anonymous3 anonymous3
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    Dear (yourcool),
    How did u get so many tops quotes in a day????
    Sincerely, Struggling for faves.


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