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  1. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 12:11pm UTC
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  2. justxanotherxsecret justxanotherxsecret
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 12:11pm UTC
    I wonder
    if anyone
    has looked at me
    and just thought I was beautiful
    (Format by defe4ted / quote made by OneDirection)

  3. yonkers yonkers
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 11:31am UTC
    Unpopular opinion on One Direction.
    So I saw a quote about One Direction being compared to The Beatles a few minutes ago, and the only thing I could think was what the actual f*ck. Who would ever compare them to The Beatles? One Direction has next to no musical talent. I admit, they have okay voices, but when it comes down to it, most of their songs just have the same 4 chords most modern pop songs use. None of them can play any instrument to a decent standard, so the fact that they can be compared to Paul McCartney who could play about 8 different instruments is so stupid it hurts. The Beatles revolutionised music, One Direction are just a boy band of five no talent pr*cks who just so happened to become famous because of their looks. I hate to break it to some of you fangirls, but One Direction don't give two sh*ts about you, they're just using your crazy obsession to make money.

  4. nicoleypoleyoley nicoleypoleyoley
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    June 20, 2012 8:11pm UTC
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  5. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    Money can't buy happiness,
    but it can buy music. Close enough.

  6. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    So many girls want a guy to save them.
    But one did, 2012 years ago †
    Thank you Jesus, for saving me.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Imagine a mirror that could reveal your personality.
    ...Would you dare look?
    it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

  9. mooymolo mooymolo
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 9:12am UTC
    Dear William and Kate,
    If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the half-blood prince?
    Sincerely, curious.
    nmq

  10. racheythequeen racheythequeen
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    NOTHING IS REALLY LOST
    UNTIL YOUR MUM CAN'T FIND IT.

  11. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 11:04am UTC
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  12. joshkarder17 joshkarder17
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    Last night at a party,
    my best friend told me he was
    GAY.
    He expected me to
    walk out of his life.
    But i didnt.
    instead i laughed and said
    thank god...now i have less
    competition.
    he smiled and we spent the rest of the night
    finding him hot guys to hit on.
    true story :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. xMrsStypayhorliksonx xMrsStypayhorliksonx
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    June 9, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    "Most people who are ugly in their teens are really hot when they get older"
    I'm relying on this so much right now
    format by sandrasaurus

  15. racheythequeen racheythequeen
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    June 9, 2012 12:26pm UTC
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  16. racheythequeen racheythequeen
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    Mario has the ability to break blocks with his own head , yet he dies when touching a turtle.o.O


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    When my pencil falls in the middle of the class,
    I drag it with my feet because I'm to lazy to get up.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    well, I'm off to club Bed.
    Featuring DJ Pillow and Mc Blanky.

  20. 3toriibearr3 3toriibearr3
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    I'm quiet;
    because no one listens to me when I speak.

:)

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