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SalemSoto
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May 13, 2013 7:14pm UTC

Telling a girl to calm down is like
trying to baptize a cat.

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Beau*
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May 12, 2013 10:38am UTC

GO
DRUNK
YOU'RE
HOME.

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capsized*
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 7:59pm UTC

forgive them
» EVEN ♥ IF ;
((They're not))
sorry

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darkeyeangel
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May 8, 2013 5:13pm UTC

On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos — You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap — “Directions: Use like regular soap.”
On some Swanson frozen dinners — “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) — “Do not turn upside down.”
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding — “Product will be hot after heating.”
On packaging for a Rowenta iron — “Do not iron clothes on body.”
On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”
On Nytol Sleep Aid — “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
On most brands of Christmas lights — “For indoor or outdoor use only.”
On a Japanese food processor — “Not to be used for the other use.”
On Sainsbury’s peanuts — “Warning: contains nuts.”
On an American Airlines packet of nuts — “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.”
On a child’s Superman costume — “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 5:49pm UTC

Mamihlapinatapai
(noun)
Two people
looking at each
other each hoping
the other will do
what both desire
but neither
is willing to do

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bye*
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 7:30pm UTC

but moooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO m

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 6:37pm UTC

*20 Years From Now*
Daughter: Hey, mom, I like this band-
Me: Omg, I'm so sorry.
Daughter: Sorry?
Me: I'll call the teachers.
Daughter: Why are y-
Me: To let them know your grades will be dropping
Daughter: Why will-
Me: I'm afraid it's al down hill from here.
Daughter: What are you talking ab-
Me: You might as well say goodbye to your friends.
Daughter: But I-
Me: Want me to help you with your blog?
Daughter: I don't have a-
Me: You will.
Daughter: But-
Me: Shh. It's already done. There's no turning back.
Follow for a follow. :)

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Xxhotxxgothxxchickxx
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May 9, 2013 5:11pm UTC

Some fear death, others pray for it.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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marialenakii
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 3:31pm UTC

i seriously can't stop
thinking about you.

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Infinity on high*
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May 8, 2013 4:29am UTC

YOU'RE MAKING IT KINDA HARD
n o t t o s t a r e .

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† *
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 10:34pm UTC

formatcreditLiveAllDay
I'm fine,
Is something people say but don't really mean.
,

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 5:22am UTC

Over protective parents ,
raise the best liars.
nmf

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gab*
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 7:29pm UTC

OR JUST IGNORE ME,
that's cool too.

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gab*
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 6:34pm UTC

TELL ME WHY
i always fall for
YOUR TYPE.

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 12:27pm UTC

If b.itches could fly
my school would
be a f.cking airport.

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Loopy23
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 7:53pm UTC

People overcomplicate love.
People expect too much of love.
Why don't you just sit back & take love for what it really is?
Something beautiful & crazy & unique & strange & exciting & amazing.
You can't force love. It comes freely to you.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 5:18am UTC

E v e r y o n e h a s t h a t
C h i l d h o o d f r i e n d w h o t u r n e d i n t o a t o t a l w h * r e

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