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accidentalflirtation
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June 13, 2012 5:30pm UTC

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yourcool
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June 8, 2012 8:27pm UTC

There's this app on my phone
that makes me look ugly. It's called "Camera."

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yourcool
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June 13, 2012 10:21pm UTC

I'm going to get a dog and name it naked.
Then, I'm going to walk naked down the street.

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xCuppiieCakeLove
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June 12, 2012 8:08pm UTC

I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination.

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Anthony96
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June 13, 2012 2:45pm UTC

True Story
Friends: Why are you so nice to others?
Me: You never know what they're going through.

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yourcool
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June 11, 2012 7:39pm UTC

Does anyone else wonder what
would happen if a famous person came into your classroom just for you?

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ThatsSoMeee
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June 11, 2012 2:48pm UTC

You have no idea
How many times I've tried to tell you the truth through my jokes.

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idonotneedyou
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 7:39pm UTC

I Want
To Be That Girl
Who Turns Really
Pretty
Over Summer
And
All The Boys
Are Like
"Wow"
When They See
Me In School
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FormatBy:IDoNotNeedYou

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Erinbaybee
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May 3, 2012 8:01pm UTC

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TruckSlut
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April 8, 2012 7:44pm UTC

baseball pants
the equivalent of yoga pants
but for guys

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TruckSlut
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April 10, 2012 7:32pm UTC

umbl
if only my secrets could
f a d e a w a y
along with my scars

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TruckSlut
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April 12, 2012 6:59pm UTC

one of the best things in life is
realizing you're perfectly happy
without the things you thought
you needed the most.
*not my quote or format, i found the idea on pinterest, & i just thought it was something that applied to a lot of us & had to add it.*

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TruckSlut
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April 13, 2012 4:38pm UTC

& when we first met,
i had no idea you would
be so important to me

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completeinhim
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April 22, 2012 12:33am UTC

HOW TO GET A TOP QUOTE:
* Mention One Direction
* Mention how annoyed you are with One Direction
* Lie about having a disease (I know some people really do, you don't need to tell me)
* Start with, "I know nobody's going to read this but..."
* For every fave, you'll stop cutting (because depression has become the style now, when some people actually have it)
* Steal something from Tumblr
* Mention the Hunger Games
* "Hey, I just told [insert adult who you would never want to see your witty here] about Witty and they said if I get [insert unnecessarily huge humber here] faves they'll let me bring the Dinosaurs back and teach you all how to fly and give me a map to Hogwarts and everyone will stop smoking and cutting and world peace yay"
* Do anything other than be yourself

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angelieslee
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March 30, 2012 4:03pm UTC

mom: you're beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom's friend: wow, she's flawless!
friends: you're so pretty!
boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
^this made me laugh so much

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