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  1. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 9:34pm UTC
    cheesy pickup line #62
    what do you and the weather have in common?!
    you're both hot!

  2. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 9:32pm UTC
    cheesy pickup line #61
    can you take me to the bakery?
    cause i want a cutiepie like you:]
    *i thought i was done with this series, but its addicting. and i found more so i'm gonna make some more:]

  3. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 8:49pm UTC
    cause i'll be there, in the back of your mind
    from the day we met till the very last night
    and its just to bad you've already had
    the best days
    the best days of your life
    with me was a fairytale love
    i was head over heels
    till you threw away ''us''
    and its just to bad you've already had
    the best days, the best days of your life.
    i heard you're gonna get married,
    have a nice little family,
    live out my dreams with someone new
    but, i've been told that a cheater
    is always a cheater
    i've got my pride, and she's got you.
    best days of your life
    [ kellie pickler ]

  4. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 8:25pm UTC
    boys don't like it when you burp : /
    *inside joke. but it's true.

  5. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 7:42pm UTC
    i will be here
    waiting for that one text that makes my day.
    waiting for you to r e a l i z e how much you really mean to me
    and how you *brighten* up my day by simply smiling
    i'll be waiting for the day when you realize
    we belong together

  6. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 7:28pm UTC
    don't be a yuppie:]
    *haha brandon and shane

  7. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 7:24pm UTC
    cheesy pickup line #60
    you're so hot, i forgot my pickup line
    *done with this series.
    comment me and tell me what you thought

  8. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 7:21pm UTC
    cheesy pickup line #59
    is there an airport nearby?
    or is that my heart just taking off<3

  9. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 7:18pm UTC
    cheesy pickup line #58
    i play the field, and it looks like i just
    hit a homerun with you;]

  10. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 7:16pm UTC
    cheesy pickup line #57
    i'm new in town.
    could you give me directions to your apartment?!

  11. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 7:11pm UTC
    cheesy pickup line #56
    i must be lost.
    i thought paradise was futher south:]

  12. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 7:09pm UTC
    cheesy pickup line #55
    do you have a map?
    because i keep getting lost in your eyes;]

  13. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 7:05pm UTC
    cheesy pickup line #54
    what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?!
    my zipper ;]

  14. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 7:00pm UTC
    cheesy pickup line #53
    you've been a bad boy!!
    go to my room!

  15. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 6:54pm UTC
    cheesy pickup line #52
    boy, you better have a license!
    because you're driving me crazy:]

  16. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 6:51pm UTC
    cheesy pickup line #51
    do you wash your boxers with windex?
    cause i can see myself in them;]
    *credit to allie

  17. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 6:49pm UTC
    cheesy pickup line #50
    do you have a bandaid?
    because i just scrapped my knee falling for you<3

  18. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 6:44pm UTC
    cheesy pickup line #49
    let's make like fabric softener and snuggle;]

  19. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 6:39pm UTC
    cheesy pickup line #48
    hey, i just realized this,
    you look a lot like my next boyfriend:]

  20. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 6:37pm UTC
    cheesy pickup line #47
    they call me coffee
    cause i grind so fine;]

:)

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