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heartbroken_852
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January 23, 2011 11:59am UTC

You ever tried putting a blonde in a circular room and told her to sit in a corner?

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heartbroken_852
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January 23, 2011 11:50am UTC

A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight.
“This is exciting,” thought the gentleman. I’ve always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I’ll be able to see him in person. Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff.
Shortly after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. This is fantastic, thought the gentleman. I’m really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope gets stuck, he’ll ask me for assistance.
Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, “Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in ‘u-n-t’?”
Only one word leapt to mind…my goodness, thought the gentleman, I can’t tell the Pope that. There must be another. The gentleman thought for quite a while, then it hit him. Turning to the pope, the gentleman said, “I think you’re looking for the word ‘aunt’.”
“Ah Of course,” said the Pope. “Do you have an eraser?”

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heartbroken_852
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January 22, 2011 11:37pm UTC

ITS NANERPUS!!!!!!!!!!
YOU CAN CALL ME NANERPUS, NANERPUS! AND GUESS WHAT?! I'M A PANCAKE!

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heartbroken_852
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January 22, 2011 10:51pm UTC

Can you name 13 people off the top of your head?
1. Rachel
2. Emily
3. Mary
4. Sydney
5. Billie Joe
6. Jack
7. Quinn
8. Alyssa
9. Micheal
10. Shaymus
11. Kayla
12. Jacob
13. Quinn
how did you meet 10?
School
Have you ever seen 4 cry?
yepp
Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
GROSS!
Are you good friends with 13?
Not really!
Do you think 5 is cute?
Hahahaha....ur funny!
Something about 1..?
AMAZING!
How did you meet 12?
School
Whats 7s fav color?
blue...I think.
What would you do if 6 confessed that they like you?
Omfg....<3
Fact about 9?
idiot.
Would you ever live with 4?
YESSS!
Is 2 single?
Nopes.
Where does 7 live?
A house.
What do you think about 2?
My BFFL!
Whats the worst thing about 5?
NOTHING!
Whos 11 going out with?
No one.
What do you think about 3?
Spoiled!

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heartbroken_852
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January 22, 2011 10:34pm UTC

Remember those days when MTV actually used to relate to music?.....those were the days!

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heartbroken_852
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January 22, 2011 10:24pm UTC

You know things are getting bad when your lost somewhere in the world. But what's worse is when you realize your lost in your own world.

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heartbroken_852
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January 22, 2011 10:10pm UTC

Being in love is totally punk rock!

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heartbroken_852
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January 22, 2011 9:59pm UTC

love
/lʌv/ Show Spelled [luhv] noun, verb, loved, lov·ing.
–noun
1.
the act of inflicting excruciating pain, as punishment or revenge, as a means of getting a confession or information, or for sheer cruelty.
2.
a method of inflicting such pain.
3.
Often, tortures. the pain or suffering caused or undergone.
4.
extreme anguish of body or mind; agony.
5.
a cause of severe pain or anguish.
–verb (used with object)
6.
to subject to torture.

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January 22, 2011 9:51pm UTC

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heartbroken_852
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November 18, 2010 4:51pm UTC

He's the one, who likes all our pretty songs and he likes to shoot his gun, but he knows not what it means.
-Nirvana

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heartbroken_852
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November 18, 2010 4:49pm UTC

It's better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you're not.
-Kurt Cobain

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heartbroken_852
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November 18, 2010 2:38pm UTC

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants you, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

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November 18, 2010 2:33pm UTC

Ever have one of those mornings where the first thing you have to do is wake up and listen to the smashing pumpkins?

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heartbroken_852
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November 12, 2010 9:30pm UTC

Learn how to play pool real well.
-Kurt Cobain

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heartbroken_852
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November 10, 2010 8:03pm UTC

Quotidie morimur parum.
It may sound pretty but the truth is...
Everyday we die a little.

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heartbroken_852
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November 10, 2010 5:13pm UTC

Etiam I'm Latine loquar. Quid enim?!

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heartbroken_852
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August 13, 2009 8:57pm UTC

That's what you get when you let your heart win. Think before you compete.

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heartbroken_852
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August 13, 2009 8:55pm UTC

Drama is like a show. The actors need to play it out realisticly. So they keep adding and adding more suspense and pulling more auditions and getting more people involved. At the end of the show, everyone realizes the show was pointless and the stroyline had no point to it. Remember, always think before entering the theature. No one likes a pointless show. No one likes
DRAMA.

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heartbroken_852
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August 13, 2009 8:51pm UTC

Hearts are as fragile as glass. Love is as destructive as a hammer. That hammer can SMASH that glass easily.

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heartbroken_852
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August 13, 2009 8:46pm UTC

I cried one day when back stabbed. you came to me saying that you'd be my friend and heal my wound. After a while I felt like you were my medicine. Then I realized that you were just an infection.

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