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Firelight
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 5:16pm UTC

Who else went to
Chick-Fil-A
on Wednesday?

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Firelight
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August 9, 2012 10:54pm UTC

*at Petsmart because my cousin wanted to buy a goldfish*
Cousin: Can I get a goldfish, please?
Employee: Well, do you have a 10 gallon tank for it at home? And are you going to clean its tank regularly? Because goldfish are very dirty....
Cousin: Uhhh....
Employee: *shrugs* I'm just trying to save you money and time, sweetie.
Me: *looks around*
Me: You said every goldfish needed 10 gallons all to itself?
Employee: Yeah...
Me: *points at tank behind her* And how many goldfish are in that tank? 20? 30? Is that tank even big enough for one goldfish, according to your specifications?
Employee:
Me:
Employee:
Cousin:
Me:
Employee:
Me:
Cousin:
Me: Yeah, that's what I thought.
Guess who's not allowed in Petsmart anymore

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Firelight
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 5:24pm UTC

Stay alive -H
julietchoecho's format with a little bit of editing by me :)

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Firelight
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 9:19pm UTC

Katniss: *stabs the table between Haymitch's finger*
Haymitch: o.O
Effie: *gasp*
Effie:
Effie:
Effie:
Effie:
Effie:
Effie:
Effie: THAT'S MAHOGANY!
nmf

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LovelyCraze
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 8:44pm UTC

Y . O . L . N . T .
You . Only . Live . Nine . Times .
- My Cat

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itsnickipewpyo
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 4:43pm UTC

SAVE WATER!
SHOWER WITH JOSH HUTCHERSON

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Firelight
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 6:53pm UTC

You call that a kiss? -H
julietchoecho's format with a little bit of editing by me :)

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Firelight
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Her: Oh my god, I GOT A FEMALE LIZARD!!!
Me: BABY LIZARDS.
Me: CAN I BE THE GODMOTHER?
Me: CAN I ADOPT?
Her: Yes! You can adopt for free!
Me: CAN I BE PAID MONEY BY YOUR CHILD SERIVICES?
Her: No.
Her: I think her and Arnie just banged.
Me: . . . .
Me: How does she get along with the others?
Me: Well obviously she likes Arnie....
Actual conversation between me and my bestfriend

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ellen_m_7

posted a quote
April 2, 2012 5:17pm UTC

*When I get home from school*
me: *Sees brother* Sam go away!
me: Oh hey mom. Yes my day was fine...
me: Yes dad, I'll do my homework. Dad I just want to relax. DAD.
me: *Dog walks in the room* WHO'S A GOOD GIRL? WHO'S MY GOOD GIRL? WHO'S MY BEAUTIFUL DOGGY WOGGY? IS IT YOU? YES IT IS! ARE YOU A GOOD GIRL? YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE!
Family:
Me:
Family:
Me:
Dog: *walks away*
Me: LET ME LOVE YOU

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Firelight
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 2:47pm UTC

Me: *at family reunion*
Me: Bye Grandma!
Me: Bye Grandpa!
Me: Bye Uncle Roger!
Me: Bye Aunt Susie!
Me: Bye cousin Bob!
Me: Bye quintuplets April, May, June, Harry and Lee!
Me: Bye second cousin twice removed!
Me: Bye mom, bye dad!
Parents:
Me:
Parents:
Me:
Parents:
Me:
Parents:
Me:
Parents:
Me: Oh wait, I'm coming with you.
nmf

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The_Witty_Therapist
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 2:37pm UTC

THERE ARE PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA,
So don't be trippin' on a guppy. ♥

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biamontet1
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 6:05pm UTC

Peeta: My name is Peeta.
Katniss: Real.
Peeta: Your name is Katniss.
Katniss: Real.
Peeta: You love me.
Katniss: Real.
Peeta: You like my Bread Jokes?
Katniss: Not, real.
Peeta: I thought they made you Loaf?
Katniss: No, they don't.
Peeta: Rye not?
Katniss: ...

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jbiebs296
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 3:47pm UTC

Format By chocolate_monsterx3
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You wanna know whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff,
catching it with a pitchfork.
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ForeverAlone_x
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 1:25pm UTC

This is what a bag of peanuts said on the back....
'May contain nuts'
well I kind figured.

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toria_skax
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 11:27pm UTC

Me: I need to lose weight.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Is that chocolate...

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perfectlyimperfectlove
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 9:14am UTC

My mom: YOU'RE SO PRETTY.
My friends: YOU'RE GORGEOUS!
Boys: Why is this potato wearing pants?

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Firelight
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 9:02pm UTC

Me: *sighs* I really can't stay...
Bed: But baby it's cold outside...
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: MOM, MY BED'S SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROLS!
nmf

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xTheHungerGamesx
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 3:16pm UTC

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We salute you Rue!!! <3

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Gigilicous
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Loosen your corset,
and have a drink♥
~the hunger games
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Firelight
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 5:54pm UTC

I remember tears streaming down your face
When I said, I'll never let you go
When all those shadows almost killed your light
I remember you said, Don't leave me here alone
But all that's dead and gone and passed tonight
FIRELIGHT'S FORMAT GIVE CREDIT

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