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hariboteddy
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June 10, 2013 12:00pm UTC

if only watching films burnt calories.....

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hariboteddy
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June 9, 2013 2:38pm UTC

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hariboteddy
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June 9, 2013 2:32pm UTC

awesome ends in me
ugly starts with you.

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hariboteddy
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June 7, 2013 3:50pm UTC

mum: eat your salad
me: you know this whole....being healthy thing........im just not feelin it

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hariboteddy
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June 7, 2013 3:44pm UTC

you know being a crazy cat woman is harder than it looks.

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hariboteddy
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June 7, 2013 3:28pm UTC

f/ck you mario, i wasted my childhood saving your b/tch!!!

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hariboteddy
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June 7, 2013 3:25pm UTC

friend: oh i love my boyfriend... hes just so special.
me: yer me and terry had a great relationship......but i had to eat him.
friend: *worried look*
me: well he was an amazing chocolate orange.

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hariboteddy
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June 5, 2013 1:41pm UTC

friend: i swear my answer to everything is food.
me: jesus you must have a lot of questions.

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hariboteddy
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June 5, 2013 12:27pm UTC

today in RE..
someone: life is just a journey to death.
others: wow.. thats so deep
me: holy sh/t thats a depressing way to look at it!

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hariboteddy
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June 4, 2013 12:58pm UTC

i diagnosed myself with mephobia.
mephobia - the fear you will become to awesome for the human race to handle and every one dies.

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hariboteddy
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June 4, 2013 12:55pm UTC

i would tell you to go and rot in hell but eventually i will be there so...
go be an ars.e hole in heaven.

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hariboteddy
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May 30, 2013 6:48pm UTC

*looks at sell by date in back of sweets packet*
thinks..- ohhhhh i only have untill may the 15th 219 to eat these...better start now!

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hariboteddy
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May 27, 2013 5:50am UTC

be right back im just going to go find a bus driver willing to knock you down..

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hariboteddy
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May 27, 2013 5:44am UTC

i really want to pop you bubble of bullshi.t

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hariboteddy
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May 26, 2013 6:59pm UTC

You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast
Time is short
The music won't last When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting
there.
When you worry and hurry through your
day,
It is like an unopened gift....
Thrown away...
Life is not a race.
Do take it slower
Hear the music
Before the song is over.
- a bit of a poem called "slow dance" written by a girl with cancer.

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hariboteddy
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May 25, 2013 3:34pm UTC

think disney should make a blad princess so that even little girls with cancer can feel beautiful. X

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hariboteddy
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May 23, 2013 1:45pm UTC

i swear everything i draw looks like a potato.

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hariboteddy
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May 23, 2013 1:41pm UTC

me walking into lessons...
AND THE PARTEY HAS ARRIVEEDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

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hariboteddy
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May 23, 2013 1:32pm UTC

pete - the wii is so stupid, i mean what is a nunchuck?
ben - how many nuns could a nun chuck cuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns.
pete - *confused face*
-outnumbered.

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hariboteddy
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May 23, 2013 1:29pm UTC

maybe its maybeline...... well it is or it isent?

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