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  1. sighdanielle * sighdanielle *
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    Wearing a hoodie and sweatpants at home because I am Just so Sexxi.

  2. harcyn12 harcyn12
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    just was thinking today and a thought ocurred to me...i bet the penguins in antartica are like "global warming my butt," "IM FREEZING!!!!"

  3. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    Me: ~sees cat outside my door~
    Me: ~picks up cat and puts her on my bed~
    Me: So, how're you baby boo? ~pets cat~
    Cat: ~immediately jumps off bed and runs out of the room~
    REJECTED
    © format by: h0peful

  4. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 4:33pm UTC
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    oh my god
    oh my god becky look at her butt
    oh my god who the hell cares
    oh my god karen you can't just ask people why they're white
    oh my god witty is the best website ever
    Press Enter to search.
    format by aellyniq

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 3:45am UTC
    *out for dinner with my family*
    my sister: huh, this table is wobbly
    HEY LOOK GUYS I CAN SHAKE THE TABLE
    my dad: ....i can shake my booty
    *dead silence in the restaurant*
    me: oh my god oh my god
    my mum: oh, i know you can, steven ;)
    me: UNACCEPTABLE

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 12:53am UTC
    it is the year 1800
    a little girl sees her brothers wearing trousers
    she thinks trousers are really cool
    she asks her mum if she can have trousers just like them
    the mum thinks her daughter should be allowed to.
    the mum makes the girl a pair of trousers.
    "oh god what are you doing" everyone says
    "trousers are only meant for boys" everyone says
    "it will make her a lesbian" everyone says
    "she needs to dress like a girl" everyone says
    "she will get bullied by the other kids" everyone says
    it is the year 2000
    "i can't believe that there was a time when
    they didn't think it was ok for woman to
    wear pants!" everyone says
    it is the year 2020
    a little boy sees his sisters wearing skirts
    he thinks skirts are really cool
    he asks his mum if he can have a skirt just like them
    the mum thinks her son should be allowed to
    the mum makes the boy a skirt
    "oh god what are you doing" everyone says
    "skirts are only meant for girls" everyone says
    "it will make him gay" everyone says
    "he needs to dress like a boy" everyone says
    "he will get bullied by the other kids" everyone says
    it is the year 2300
    "i can't believe there was a time when
    people didn't think it was ok for a boy
    to wear skirts and dresses!" everyone says
    it is the year 2500
    "i can't believe that people used to be
    judged and restricted by the clothes
    they wore and the gender society told
    them they were," everyone says, "we
    have much bigger issues to worry
    about and what clothes someone
    chooses to wear is really the least
    of our problems."

  7. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 11:49pm UTC
    A list of Things to do when you’re bored
    - type an essay and make every word a different font
    - walk around the street and make dogs bark
    - sing a duet with yourself
    - take your pillow out to eat
    - use a whole eraser
    - balance a pencil on your nose
    - learn to speak Greek
    - draw Goldilocks and the 3 penguins
    - water your dog and see if it grows
    - rake your carpet
    - watch the sun, see if it moves
    - mow your lawn with scissors
    - count out $5 in pennies
    - boil ice cream
    - don’t speak for a whole day
    - make a bowl of cereal in your bathtub
    - chuck marshmallows at people walking by your house
    - go to an office building, and stay in the elevator all day dancing to the music
    - make a hiding place in a book
    - make graffiti under a carpet
    - go up to total strangers, keep a straight face and say “I’m excited” in a bored tone
    - only talk using the lyrics from your favorite song
    - bake cupcakes, cookies, or pies
    - draw a family on your toes, then walk around and pretend you’re crushing them
    - exercise your thumb
    - play piano with your nose
    - go fishing with a paperclip on a shoe lace
    - find undiscovered tribes using Google earth
    - create a new religion
    - start chanting to people in a made-up language
    - make a nest out of blankets, get an egg from your fridge. Then sit on it and cry when it doesn’t hatch
    - call people and try to sell them your dog/cat’s hair
    - buy a tiger
    - act like you just met a close friend for the first time
    - call up a random stranger and start screaming “THE BABY’S COMING”
    - count your belly button
    - make a deal with the devil, but keep your fingers crossed
    - go pee on peoples bushes, then when they yell at you say you marked your territory
    - make a collection of air-guitars and show them off to people
    - break into a friends house and clean it
    - go to Wal-Mart and spend an hour telling the cashier your life story
    - try to swallow your tongue
    - go to a public library, and walk around normally while buzzing
    - create a fake couple, then go out and public. Talk to people while playing both roles
    (ex. “Hey, I’m jake. … “Hi, I’m Sally!”)
    - watch a movie in a foreign language and make up your own plot
    - try to sneeze with your eyes open
    - learn 1920’s American slang, then go out in public and talk like that
    - order a pizza, then when they deliver it start crying saying “this is the wrong kind! They always do this, is it because I’m not pretty enough? WHYYYY!?!?!”
    - read this list
    my list, even though not all ideas are original

  8. ICONiac ICONiac
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Take your age.
    Subtract 2.
    Add 2.
    That is your age.

  9. ICONiac ICONiac
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:07am UTC
    BUT THE GRASS AIN'T ALWAYS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE
    IT'S GREEN WHERE YOU WATER IT

  10. ICONiac ICONiac
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    So a man can jump from outer space all
    the way back to Earth without be harmed
    I get hurt by just falling off my bed.

  11. ICONiac ICONiac
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    The camera always makes me look bad.
    Oh wait, that's just my face.

  12. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    Sometimes, I wake up planning to be normal. then my imaginary penguins are like:
    "Dude, thats too mainstream."
    in a dark vador voice.

  13. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    God bless,
    the 18 children and 7 adults who lost their lives
    right. before. christmas.
    The children, it just breaks my heart. Their familys have their present wrapped and ready for them to open not even a month away.
    Those children, working so hard to be good for santa.
    Are. Gone.
    Rest in piece little angels, marry christmas.

  14. harcyn12 harcyn12
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    some people think football is a matter of life and death....i can asure them its a lot more serious than than.

  15. SportsAreMyLife SportsAreMyLife
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 11:00pm UTC
    Tonight is that last night......the last night before homework, drama, plastics, humiliation,teachers, tests, the list goes on and on ....I'm just so incredibly sad . It went by too fast. Bittersweet goodbye to summer:/ cant wait until SUMMER 2013

  16. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    I stole from the bakery this morning, it was a piece of cake.

  17. thecookie1997 thecookie1997
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 9:56am UTC
    Look to the left, now look to the right.
    I just virtually slapped you.
    Follow for a follow?

  18. thecookie1997 thecookie1997
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

  19. thecookie1997 thecookie1997
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

  20. thecookie1997 thecookie1997
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    Me: Hey i just fuucked you.
    Me: And this is crazy.
    Me: But you didn't wear a condom.
    Me: And we're having a baby.
    Him: What?!?
    Me: jk i'm on the pill
    Him: oh my god...

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