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  1. happygirl22 happygirl22
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 9:46pm UTC
    When you accidentally type ;) instead of :) and feeling like you just offered them your body.....

  2. happygirl22 happygirl22
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    Lady: "You are a very responsible yound lady, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
    Me: "Well I want to be an ocologist, or maybe a medical geneticist."
    Lady: "Wow, I don't know what those are, but could I have your autograph?"
    Me: "hahahahahahahahahhaahaha"

  3. happygirl22 happygirl22
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    July 15, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    I don't really like summer. I miss school!!

  4. happygirl22 happygirl22
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    July 15, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    I'm on a diet! I really hope this works! Any workout tips?

  5. happygirl22 happygirl22
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    July 15, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    I kinda want a boyfriend, but then again, boys have cooties:)

  6. happygirl22 happygirl22
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    July 15, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    Jake Miller. Steven. YES.
    look it up, best sad song everr!!^^

  7. happygirl22 happygirl22
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    July 15, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    There's nothing like admitting to someone that you have a babysitter, AND an early bedtime.

  8. happygirl22 happygirl22
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    Cleaning my room
    *Finds a dollar*
    "I am rich!"
    Finishes cleaning
    "Where'd my dollar go???"

  9. happygirl22 happygirl22
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    Not to be a b.tch, but I'm pretty tired of sharing my opinions on here.
    It always seems to be wrong.
    It hasn't gotten me much except for some dislikes on the comment.
    So, yeah sorry if I said something that was against what you wished I said.

  10. happygirl22 happygirl22
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    I need advice... How do I get people's phone numbers? I want more people to text me.

  11. happygirl22 happygirl22
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    is anyone willing to help me edit and finish my essay?

  12. happygirl22 happygirl22
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 10:24am UTC
    I've never wanted a boyfriend. I saw two hands meet yesturday in school. It was beautiful. I probably could have cried. I think I'm changing. I want someone to be there for me like that too. Holding hands is probably my favorite thing in the whole world. It represents not only love, but friendship. Too bad I have no ones hands to hold.

  13. happygirl22 happygirl22
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    May 30, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    Everyone has a story. They also have something bad about their life. I have this problem, where I get jealous of other people, because I wish I was them. I just have to tell myself that they have problems too. If we all threw our problems into a pile, once we saw all of their problems, we would gladly take ours back. This moto of mine, has taught me to be grateful for my life and to not judge people. Be yourself.

  14. happygirl22 happygirl22
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    May 17, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    Me: I have to go home and study the muscles of a rat.
    Friend: Oh cool, I have to study the inside of a va.gina,
    Me. Ohhh...I'm sure you will learn that quickly
    Friend. I already know it.

  15. happygirl22 happygirl22
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    May 4, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    hey:) so I'm looking to join some more webites. I'm still staying on witty, but I want more to go on hahah, so any suggestions??

  16. happygirl22 happygirl22
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    April 23, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    I'm seriously tired of being last choice. It makes me feel left out and completely unappreciated. You ditched me, which proves to me that our friendship doesn't mean as much to you as it does to me.

  17. happygirl22 happygirl22
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    April 19, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    Food is my drug
    The refrigerator is my dealer
    And The scale is the police

  18. happygirl22 happygirl22
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    April 16, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    I'd like to say, that although some of us wittians, don't agree with some important topics, such as gay marriage, we all come together when tragedy happens. This right here is important. We are a family. In a sense, Witty is like a smaller scale of our world. Remember these moments when we are fighting.

  19. happygirl22 happygirl22
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    April 16, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    My friend: "I have a thigh gap, but it's almost non-existant." *looks down and shows gap*
    Me: *Looks down* "My thigh gap is non-existant"......

  20. happygirl22 happygirl22
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    My friend: "I have a thigh gap, but it's almost non-existant." *looks down and shows gap*
    Me: *Looks down* "My thigh gap is non-existant"......

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