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Hi my name is Hannah
I plan on marrying Niall Horan
I like food
and cats
and hedgejogs, mines name is Stich
I like disney movies too.

please click on this http://www.kiss108.com/common/shareme5/index.php?linkid=21977 I will love you to the end of time and bake you cookies everyday.
tumblr- 1D tumblr- best friend

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hansie
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 10:49am UTC

scientist: the average person spens 18 hours online per week
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what

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hansie
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March 18, 2012 7:36pm UTC

When The Hunger Games trailer comes on:
me: we could do it you know.
me: take off, live in the woods
me: we wouldn't make it 5 miles
me: they're not going to pick you.
me: PRIMROSE EVERDEEN!
me: I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute!
me: they just want a good show, thats all they want.
me: there's 24 of us Gale, only one comes out.
me: so you're here to make me look pretty
me: I'm here to help you make an impression,
me: this is the time to show them everything.
me: I just can't afford to think like that.
me: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
me: *whistles*
family:
me:
nmf/nmq

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hansie
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 5:53pm UTC

How much do you love me?
Well look at the stars and count them, thats how much I love you.
But its morning?
Exactly.
nmf

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hansie
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 12:36pm UTC

What I will be thinking at school on the 22nd.
me: tick tock this is a clock
me: i need get outta hurr
me: run away
me: we wouldn't make it 5 miles
me: but the theater is only 2 miles away
me: we could do it, ya know
me: i'm not hunger games to be here wait
me: wait what
me: that window is open
me: i could climb through it
me: use my pencil and a rubber band as a bow and arrow if anyone follows
teacher: are you talking to yourself
me: no
me: yes
nmf/nmq *saw this on tumblr*

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hansie
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 11:27am UTC

Spongebob: "Patrick, you're a genius!"
Patrick: "Yeah I get called that a lot"
Spongebob: "What, a genuis?"
Patrick: "No, Patrick"
nmf/nmq

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hansie
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 6:08pm UTC

one direction: We're like the kind of boys you go to school with
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: Have you seen the boys at my school

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hansie
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 5:47pm UTC

This quote is dedicated to Niall.
He brings out the lebprechaun in all of us,
Makes us hungry all the time
Gets us in the mood for Nandos
Inspires us to play the guitar
We always want to hear his laugh
We hate to see him cry
Makes us have a new found love for Obama
And many more jokes.
Happy St. Patricks day Niall James Horan♥

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hansie
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 11:21pm UTC

\
Y. O .L . K
You Obviously Lick Kittens

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hansie
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March 16, 2012 11:16pm UTC

5 weeks ago: Temple run
4 weeks ago: cinnamon challenge
2 weeks ago: yolo
1 week ago: Kony
This week: Draw something.
credit to tumblah.

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hansie
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 5:13pm UTC

And I remember just a little bit over a year ago Witty was obsessed with Justin Bieber.
Now all we see is One Direction.
{Stay cool.}
not my format.

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hansie
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 4:57pm UTC

When I see you with her
slow dancing
tearing me apart and you dont see
i wish that was me.
one direction - i wish

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hansie
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 10:45pm UTC

Now that you can't have me, you suddenly want me.
you only want me when i'm taken.

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hansie
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 9:49pm UTC

when you open your arms and hold her close tonight.
it just won't feel right.
because, i love you more
than this.
1D Lyrics- More than this

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hansie
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March 15, 2012 9:43pm UTC

Kay. Thats cool too, don't text me back. It's fine.

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