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  1. haltay43 haltay43
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    Just noticed this: BLACK Friday is the day things get marked down to lower prices...... Why did they choose that specific color?

  2. lalaisacupcake lalaisacupcake
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    Type your name: Jacey
    Type your name with your elbow: jsqaaa cvey
    Type your name with your eyes closed: Jacey
    Type your name with your nose: jaqcfey
    Bash your head into the keyboard: y7y654r
    Now repost this with your name :]


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. toffeeswirl toffeeswirl
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 9:13am UTC
    My brain during the day: Potato,patoto, ching chong tomato.
    My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain Human Life...

  5. XxandronikiXx XxandronikiXx
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 8:43am UTC
    Me: *Meeting One Direction*
    One Direction: Hey beautiful!
    Me:
    One Direction:
    Me:
    One Direction:
    Police: So she just.....died?
    Harry: Basically

  6. _brotips _brotips
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    brotips #1223
    while staring at a person's
    elbow, you will never miss a
    high-five.
    brotips.com

  7. lalaisacupcake lalaisacupcake
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. mrsivyweasley mrsivyweasley
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    Did you know...
    If you leave Tokyo by plane at 7 AM, you will arrive in Honolulu approximetly 4:30PM, the previous day?

  9. ghost town girl* ghost town girl*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    Imagine you actualy did manage to balance the light switch between on and off.
    It would be like a strobe light.
    Hehehe

  10. XTheBestDayX XTheBestDayX
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    Today in math class I decided to be "witty"
    Teacher: If you have 20 cookies, and Trevor asks you for ten,
    Teacher: What do you have?
    Me: 20 cookies.
    Teacher: Okay.......What if Trevor takes ten of your cookies
    Teacher: How many do you have?
    Me: 20 cookies and a dead body.
    Teacher:
    Me:
    Teacher:
    Me:
    Teacher; Okay, moving on.....

  11. VivaciousNess VivaciousNess
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Dear Carly Rae Jepsen,
    Have you ever heard of stranger danger?
    Sincerely,
    He may be a psycho...

  12. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    Some friend's fight over boys,
    but me and my friend's
    fight over who's the weirdest
    format credit to OneDirection

  13. rockstar263 rockstar263
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    E x e r c i s e???
    M o r e l i k e e x t r a f r i e s. . .

  14. haltay43 haltay43
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment When You Realized What The Song Whistle Was About.....
    #nmq

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Saying "What?"
    And then realizing what they said a second later.

  16. caitlimsmurphy caitlimsmurphy
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you figure out what the song "whistle" is about..

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