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Maicy Rasmus*
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August 22, 2013 9:48pm UTC

I don't hate school because "I'm a teenager" No I hate it because who the hell wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. Yeah no one ok

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lovebeinghyper
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November 29, 2012 3:14pm UTC

Mean Boys..
You can only have your
hair spiky once a week,
You can't wear the
same after shave
two days in a row,
You can only wear
shirts or polo's on
a Friday
And on Wednesday's
we wear blue.

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kairTheBoy
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November 1, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Police are looking for a suspect
described as Sexy, Funny and
Great In Bed,
your ugly a$$ is safe,but where
should i hide?
dont take it the hard way it was a joke
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LolSoTrueQuotes
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November 1, 2012 9:24pm UTC

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kayykayyy
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October 29, 2012 11:56am UTC

The only reason Sandy is coming
is because the earth is mad at us for
making Honey Boo Boo a show

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sunlander
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October 29, 2012 12:21pm UTC

≈ I wish there was a rollover plan for
childhood naps I refused to take. ≈

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ijustneedaplacetovent
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October 29, 2012 12:31pm UTC

I wish nothing but the best for you
Just promise me you wont forget me or what we had

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Arilena :)*
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October 29, 2012 12:36pm UTC

sitting on the floor
in your undies
n o t k n o w i n g w h a t t o w e a r

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Hogwartian
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October 29, 2012 11:49am UTC

llll Draco Malfoy: llll
Donate to charity?
Throw breadcrumbs at Weasley.

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qwerty40
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October 29, 2012 12:10pm UTC

Directioner Problems #5
When Ed Sheeran desides he wants to kill the entire fandom with a song full of too many emotions

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derek_is_cool
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October 29, 2012 12:14pm UTC

I'm waiting for all these huricane jokes to blow over

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sammy*
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October 29, 2012 12:12pm UTC

You can't go to bed without a cup of tea,
llllll and maybe that's the reason llllll
llllll that you talk in your sleep ♥ llllll

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ricecrispy2128
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October 29, 2012 11:51am UTC

Who Else
is dealing with Hurricane Sandy?

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Serotonin
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October 29, 2012 12:16pm UTC

ANDREW BIERSACK FELL OFF A 15FT WALL, SHATTERED 3 RIBS, GOT UP, AND CONTINUED TO PLAY.
FRANK IERO PLAYED AN ENTIRE SHOW HOOKED UP TO AN OXYGEN TANK.
ALEX GASKARTH HIT HIS HEAD HARD ON AN OVERHANGING SPEAKER, FELL OFF THE STAGE, SPLIT OPEN HIS FOREHEAD AND GOT A CONCUSSION, THEN GOT UP AND FINISHED THE SET.
AND JUSTIN BIEBER BROKE HIS TOE ON STAGE AND STOPPED THE WHOLE SHOW

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xxcorinne95xx
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October 27, 2012 6:04pm UTC

At my funeral,
when they're lowering me into the ground,I demand them to play "Drop It Like Its Hot"
format:xxcorinne95xx

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