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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
October 8, 2011 11:31am UTC

I wonder how it feels
to wake & be pretty.

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bekahbop
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 9:27pm UTC

Fave if you're a quiet/shy person naturally ,but when
you're with your friends, you act like you're on crack.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 10:24pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Kristennn
posted a quote
September 6, 2011 12:43am UTC

wanna know something funny ?
first , [<3] this quote .
then press ctrl & W
watch what happens
(: .

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 9:37pm UTC

The next time someone beeps their horn
.03 sec after the light turns green,
I'm going to shut off my car,
lay on the hood,
and feed the birds for the next hour.
♥
nmf/nmq/nmf

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maybaby12
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 8:19pm UTC

every day in the U.S.;
newborn babies are abandoned
by their parent. in a dumpster.
45% of child murder occur within
24% hours of the birth.
But these are just the known cases.
Experts believe,
that most dumpster babies
are never found .
favorite if you just
teared up , or think this
is just plain wrong.

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hha_ilyxx5
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 12:24am UTC

Admitt it,
we've all wanted to be a mermaid at onee point.

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heythereadrienne
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 5:52pm UTC

who else
can never find their name on ANYTHING personalized?
nmf

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abieber1
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 12:09am UTC

Admit it when you see a creepy van driving slowly towards you, you automatically think you're gonna be kidapped.
nmf

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Imfallingforyaabby
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 6:37pm UTC

Saying the entire
alphabet
because you
can't remember
what letter comes next.

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sk8ter_gurl_17
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 8:09pm UTC

& Why do we feel so safe under the blankets?
It's not like the murderer will come in thinking
"I'm gonna kill-
ahh crap! Their under the blanket."
Format by Sandrasaurus

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BrandNewLow
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 10:18pm UTC

Dear Butt,
You managed to to turn on my phone,
decipher my screen lock,
set it to speaker,
AND call Pizza Hut in the middle of class?
Sincerely, I'm impressed.
nmq

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iloveyaahx3
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 10:16pm UTC

Seeing boys play
with little kids is
probably one of the
most attractive things ever

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Rachel*
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 8:37pm UTC

She was looking for love,
he was looking for fun.
yeah, boys and mascara always run.

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iloveyaahx3
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 5:46pm UTC

BOOM. POP. POP. BA-BOOM.
KABOOM. BOOM. BOOM. POP.
Dude wtf?
I'm texting you the firework display i'm watching. Your welcome.
BOOM. BOOM. ~sparke~ BANG.
tumblr

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 10:44pm UTC

It's hard to swim,
♥ In a world so shallow.♥

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Emily*
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 8:24pm UTC

Format credit: Sandrasaurus
It's
IMPOSSIBLE
→To Hum While Holding Your Nose
→To Think About Lemons
Without Your Mouth Watering
→Say "Good Eye Might"
Without Sounding Australian
F A V E
If You Tried Any Of These.
FavFav

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 3:40pm UTC

I can say whatever the heck I want
As my Facebook Status and nobody will be offended
As long as I smile at the end.
Example: I hate everybody today. :)

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ForeverYounq_
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 8:17pm UTC

BRB.
I'm not really going anywhere, but neither is this conversation.
Facebook//don'thate♥

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ballin4lifexo
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 7:29pm UTC

Favorite if you watch any of these shows...
-degrassi
-pretty little liars
-jersey shore
i love these shows♥
nmf.

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